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hiatus

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hiatus

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Beep beep it's the sound of the TOUCH TONE TELEPHONE babyyyyy tell us about a time you took a life changing call/text?

Hmm. I'm not sure any calls or texts have been particularly life changing. I suppose the call that my application for Pony Express was accepted? It feels like a basic answer, but I can't think of anything else.

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Go ahead, cake my day.

on it boss

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What do you call Santa Claus after he falls into a fire? Krisp Kringle!

Ha. Please send me more of these.

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A man walks into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! I can’t remember the name of an airport building!”

The doctor says “I’m so sorry, it’s terminal.”

Ha ha.

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Why do reindeer love Beyoncé? She can really sleigh!

Ha ha ha!

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Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!

Ha ha.

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What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less!

I'm going to post the rest of these without comment because they all made me laugh hysterically.

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What do you call cookie people from Ireland? Ginger-bred men!

Okay no I hate this one.

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A man walks into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to petting zoos!”

The doctor says “What are your symptoms?”

The man says “Well, I’ve been feeling a little horse for the past week.”

Ha ha ha ha!!! Send more of these!! This is so good!!

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You take the cake! Nothing holds a candle to you!

These are good. I like them.

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You're kinda cute thoooo

Who are you?

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Thoughts on frogs?

They're cute.

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Have you ever played an instrument? Like as a hobby I mean

I played piano in high and middle school. I liked it, but I never have the time anymore.

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What food would you NEVER eat

Pork. Well, I have eaten it, but I don't like it. I won't be doing it again.

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Don't mine at night! I know you're looking at that cave and you're feeling kind of brave, go to bed you'll be alright! Don't mine at night! There's nothing that is gonna change, if you just wait until the day, zombies wanna eat your brains! Don't mine at night!

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Does this... mean something...?