numberoneconstructionguy

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Psstt, human mark design//

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Are cheeto puffs fire or no

Uhh I've only tried them a couple o' times but I'd say they're pretty good.

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Have you ever thought about therapy?

Not to bug into your personal life, but with all of the shit you go through, not just about your divorce but as well as your constant insomina.

I would at least try to give it a shot if you haven't already. You never know, it could work out for you.

Yeesh, as much as therapy might help I doubt I'd b' able ta keep up with a proper schedule, an' 'm a'ready too busy with other stuff.

'ppreciate th' suggestion but it just wouldn't work out with m'.

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I will give you some tomatoes. pomidory.

~ W.B.

I really needed those actually, thank ya'!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I give you a shitty, small clay version of Wallter, do whatever idgaf

Why are ya' givin' m' this?? Did ya' think this was a good idea or a funny joke cause it's not.

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Can't even have a good day on m' birthday can't believe this. Ugh.. m' head hurts like crazy now

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Happy birthday dude! Unrelated thing but you share a birthday with my dad.

Thank ya'! Tell yer' dad I say happy birthday to him as well! Harhar!

Er what's up with these images though??

[numberoneconstructionguy]

W8 ITS UR BIRTHDAY????/ HAPPYEE BIRTHDAY MARK!!1 omg i GOTTA throw u a partee laters!!!

well there goes that plan..

Er no need! I prefer some time with m'.. family rather than a big ol' party!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Has Poob harassed you yet?

Er no I didn't tell them when m' birthday is just fer' that reason.

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Happy birthday have some cheese

hell yea! I love cheese, thank ya'!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

happy birthday i love birthdays

Thank ya'! Er m' too?

[numberoneconstructionguy]

“ HEELLOO!! Hii!! I didn't have time to make a card or gifts or anything but I sure hope that a baked cake would make up for it.? I wasn't really sure what flavor to make it so it's just plain ol' vanilla.. haha... ” — 🐇

“ Happy birthday.. ” — 🐈‍⬛

WOAH, ye' sure are talented with bakin' huh?

This cake m' store bought cheesecake look like nuthin'!

Thank ya' both very much!

I'm wonderin' how ya' had time ta bake a whole cake but not make a birthday card harhar!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

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Ok, MANNEQUIN Mark. WATER CAN RUIN YOU TOO, YOU [content deleted].

— TV📺

well it's only a bit o' an allergic reaction really..

WHAT DID YE' CALL M'!??

[numberoneconstructionguy]

HEY, DON'T BE SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT.

I'M STILL AS POWERFUL AS EVER >:(

-TV📺

Yea may'b at givin' threats online! Yer' a TV right? Yer' like one water spill away from becomin' fried!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

He'll straight up murder me if you attempt that, I'm afraid.

~ W.B.

Oh. Jeez well there goes m' plans...

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Ah, I wish I could do something like that, but violence is never the answer! Besides, I would probably get fired if I dared to do that.

~W.B.

I'll d' it fer ya' then! Should teach that bastard right.

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I would like to formally apologize for my boss's -- TV's -- behavior, he's always behaved like that, I'm afraid...

~ W.B.

Ye' should seriously knock some sense inta him b'fer someone else does.