sarcasmiclife
sarcasmiclife
she-who-lives-for-stories
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fangirl, reader, writer (in that order)
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sarcasmiclife · 10 days ago
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'cause i'm miserable! and nobody even knows!', taylor babe you wrote folklore, evermore, and midnights in the space of 2 years we know trust me x
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sarcasmiclife · 10 days ago
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sarcasmiclife · 16 days ago
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Credit: Kfilsonart
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sarcasmiclife · 16 days ago
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joey its fuckin 12:25 at night
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sarcasmiclife · 22 days ago
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EE SAALA CUP NAMDU
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sarcasmiclife · 26 days ago
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and you wear the same jewels that I gave you as you bury me and didn't notice you walking all over my peace of mind in the shoes I have you as a present
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sarcasmiclife · 29 days ago
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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...
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sarcasmiclife · 29 days ago
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sarcasmiclife · 29 days ago
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nothing perplexes me more than the lack of fics surrounding this man
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LIKE HELLO!???
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sarcasmiclife · 29 days ago
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Lara: How did you find me?
Aren: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
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sarcasmiclife · 29 days ago
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Shelved film concept before The Pirate Fairy, click the Instagram link to see multiple drawings
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sarcasmiclife · 1 month ago
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So thankful guys 😭
So me and my bestie are trying to open a bookstagram account and we are stuck at these names can you help finalise one name please 🥺🥺
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sarcasmiclife · 1 month ago
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So me and my bestie are trying to open a bookstagram account and we are stuck at these names can you help finalise one name please 🥺🥺
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sarcasmiclife · 2 months ago
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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
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sarcasmiclife · 2 months ago
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sarcasmiclife · 2 months ago
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flip the script and leave you like a dumb house party
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sarcasmiclife · 2 months ago
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🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅
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