sarcasmiclife

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'cause i'm miserable! and nobody even knows!', taylor babe you wrote folklore, evermore, and midnights in the space of 2 years we know trust me x

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Credit: Kfilsonart

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joey its fuckin 12:25 at night

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EE SAALA CUP NAMDU

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and you wear the same jewels that I gave you as you bury me and didn't notice you walking all over my peace of mind in the shoes I have you as a present

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

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nothing perplexes me more than the lack of fics surrounding this man

LIKE HELLO!???

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Lara: How did you find me?

Aren: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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Shelved film concept before The Pirate Fairy, click the Instagram link to see multiple drawings

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So thankful guys 😭

So me and my bestie are trying to open a bookstagram account and we are stuck at these names can you help finalise one name please 🥺🥺

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So me and my bestie are trying to open a bookstagram account and we are stuck at these names can you help finalise one name please 🥺🥺

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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

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flip the script and leave you like a dumb house party

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🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅