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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

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Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

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out of context transphobic ganon

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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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some of my thoughts ✍️ by Lucille the Rescue Cat [Linktree]

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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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me when i have to put proper citations: ugh this is so annoying who even cares what i do in the footnotes

me when i can't find a source because it hasn't been quoted correctly: i am going to track down the authors and they will answer to me. i will find out who caused this suffering. there will be blood.

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How does that feel? | 7/5/25

Second attack of the year is on @delxenofic / @houseflyy !

Featuring a small wing patch job. Melody should be flying again in no time, though Diamond certainly wouldn't mind if she'd be willing to tell him about her journey first!

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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Every Fourth of July I watch Independence Day and every Fourth of July I shout, “Come on, Boomer! You can do it!” to make sure that dog gets into that closet with Vivica A. Fox.

Happy to report that Boomer made it another year.

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