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[nyanbinary-criminal]

the beauty of neurological problems

is that sometimes when you can’t pop your neck, your tic makes you bend your neck so far in just the right direction that you hear seven cracks

[nyanbinary-criminal]

Fools

of April, I welcome thee and wish you all a very good day, night, or morning, however your day went

[nyanbinary-criminal]

mood

the urge to commit unspeakable war crimes combined with the inability to even lift my arms off the floor

[nyanbinary-criminal]

i just...why have i not thought of this before? why have i not seen this being used? this is so godDAMN HELPFUL

Maybe I should start tagging posts that are meant to be sincere so it's not filled with reblogs of posts trying to make it onto LNT.

[nyanbinary-criminal]

its good to know i spite capitalism with my misspellings

[nyanbinary-criminal]

well i may have messed up the tags, but at least i created an entirely new one

just realized i had been in a state of mind where i forgot not everyone is a nerd who grew up learning latin and greek what…what am i?

[nyanbinary-criminal]

just realized i had been in a state of mind where i forgot not everyone is a nerd who grew up learning latin and greek what...what am i?

[nyanbinary-criminal]

my brain: it has been 0.333 seconds since i made a tumblr post, why am i not internet famous(tm) already? also my brain: shut up no one thinks you’re funny also, you forgot tags, you absolute bonkers buffoon

[nyanbinary-criminal]

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

[nyanbinary-criminal]

i shifted my position only to hear the loudest bone pop in my life i am terrified. my bones have reminded me of my fragility at the most unexpected of times.