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My favorite thing in the book.

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Men in Huaxia: "Fellas, is it gay to fall asleep next to another dude on entirely different beds?"

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LMAO, was listening to Dragonsteel since Sanderson gave it for free. The whole time I was "What the fuck is a Whore Watcher? You mean a pimp???"

The word is Horwatcher. I'm..

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Shallan in the Spiritual Realm when she saw Renarin and Rlain.

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At work all day thinking about this instead of, you know, doing actual work.

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Me, in a pitch meeting with Brandon: "So, you know they made a Twilight book from Edward's point of view, right? Hear me out, so it's The Way of Kings, HEAR ME OUT, but from Maya's point of view, and is just her providing commentary on Adolin's relationships. A quip here and there from his plate about getting shit on in battle. I will obviously get 70% of the profits, and then we can work on a Novella about Szeth's marriage. Like, did he wear white to his wedding? Did she see him across the field and just thought, "I can fix him?" These are just things people need to know."

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Me: "That's right, Kaladin is going to Shinovar. HE IS GOING TO MEET DOGS."

The Stormfather a few chapters after my realization: "Dogs did not survive."

Me:

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I think, so far, the most shocking part to me in those 1300 pages was the sentence "My husband Szeth." Me

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After causing all that mess with Taravangian, Cultivation really said

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Imagine Maya's thoughts in The Way of Kings as Adolin changed women as often as he changed his underwear. SHE WOULD HAVE ROASTED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. Can we have a "What if" type of Novella that is just Maya making comments on Adolin's love life?

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"When she rejected his advances" had to put down the book there for a second, and go find my copies of WoR and Oathbringer cause baby girl, what do you mean by advances? Granted, I don't know much about flirting, but there is no way he just standing like 🧍‍♂️(majestic, flowing hair or not) can be seen as an advance. What are we doing here? Is that what he thinks an advance is??????? 😭😭😭😭😭

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First few pages and Szeth is already delivering.

"I am not alone. The voices are always with me."

Kaladin:

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The Fused cataloging Dalinar's socks in RoW

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Tuesday Night thoughts. "Imagine the war is over. The land is peaceful. Kaladin is alive, and his friends live, too. Now, he has to start dealing with the fact that he is a landlord."

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That one ardent in Oathbringer that was reading the romance novel would love romantasy. Might be into monster erotica too.

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Completely forgotten that Shallan called him Kaladin longlegs at one point.

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Love re-reading The Way of Kings and realizing that Kaladin's outfit during his time in Amaram's army was basically this look.