nyxdoorman

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You open your door and see this guy,

wyd?

isnt that david ultrakill

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steal j's ship

thats like the ONE thing she actually owns. idk i still might hmmmm

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What are your opinions on humans?

i dont like em? lmao what kinda question

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I minimized your dad (not mine)

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCXKKKKK TURN HIM BACK

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unfortunately i have no way to travel over to sol to walk on it. curse my puny mortal body

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Would you fight for the glroyisys nation of Corvus

those are humans why the Shit would i fight for humans

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This a good sleeping position?

yeah sure why the hell not.

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I have invented robotic Wasps with a thirst for oil and hid several nests in the vents

mmmm crunchy. yum

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make a copy and give her back she's mine :( that'd be like if i somehow managed to get aurora from you

……ok FINNNEEEEE

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what the fuck is the holy land. by all accounts i am holy by the way of being God Herself’s daughter

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no thats mine. the dragon is doable tho OH IMPORTANT TO NOTE shes technically a failed print. the tips of her wings arent supposed to be flat, but they fell during the print, and if i hadnt taken her she wouldve been thrown out. i can probably find the shape theyre supposed to be if you want but just be aware that shes supposed to look slightly different

aww man.

anyways yeah yoink shes mine thanks i own her now

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ehhhhhhhhhhh its a long story BUT as for the lil guy she was printed! i dont have a printer so i cant make one for you but i can let your mom borrow her to make a duplicate for you!

:0!!!!! YES PLEASE I WANT ONE

also. the hand,

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murder :3

:3!!!!!!!!

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You know, I saw another person on this site named thecosmiccrow. What are your thoughts on them?

i dont see anyone named that unfortunately :[

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psst

hey :3

WHERE DID YOU FIND ONE OF THEMS??????????? I WANT ONE

also whats withbthe human hand. can i have that my mom woild want it. me also maybe i would eat it

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are you a worker drone, disassembly or a mix

a mix yeah. mom’s a worker and dad’s a disassembler so they took the best parts of both and gave them to me. and then gave me claws to kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

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surprised you aren't more concerned about the content in the pictures tbh

no i am its just. im pretty sure thats when mom was younger and i KNOW she doesnt have many photos of herself before she started dating dad. and even then it was mostly him taking pictures of her