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The slutty off the shoulder top with the chest fluff window.
The ripped shirt.
The sassy poses.
Forever grateful for the artists who make these gay demons look drop dead gorgeous 😍


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The new Stolas merchandise is so cute, I love it and want it 🫠🫠
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I’m going absolutely feral over how amazing Blitzø and Octavia look in the new PRIDE Merch






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Stolitz + Horny/Kinky Posts










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there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else
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I met Alex Brightman at SacAnime. Wonderful man. 10/10. He and I had an interesting conversation about BlitzFizz. He said that while it is possible that, in another world without the fire Blitz and Fizz would have been a couple, ultimately, they would not have stayed together.
And that got me thinking as to why.
No shade to you BlitzFizz shippers. I am a huge fan of “friends to lovers” and your fanart is super cute. I’m just thinking about this in the context of the material.
And I think the reason why it ultimately wouldn’t work out is because Fizz is charismatic and charming and super sweet and always attracts the spotlight. Blitz…doesn’t. His sense of humor is weird. He’s crass. He swings first and asks questions later. And I can see some resentment building between them when their dynamic in childhood continues as adults. Blitz wants just a little of the spotlight, but he can’t have any while Fizz is just being effortlessly awesome.
And I think a huge draw to Stolas for Blitz is because he will never have to compete for the spotlight. Stolas enjoys being in the audience. He enjoys doing the behind-the-scenes work. He enjoys the thankless, tedious labor that the performers don’t ever think about. And that dynamic works for them! Forget sharing the spotlight; Stolas doesn’t want any of it! No, thank you! Shine it on Blitz. He’ll be hanging out doing literally anything else.
#i say this as blitzfizz shipper number one is trueeee#i love them but i dont think theyre long term romantic soulmates u know. theyre childhood sweethearts and besties for life#blitz though that man is a FATHER. fizz is a cool uncle who babysits now and then#proven good with kids but i dont see him as a dad#blitz#fizzarolli#stolas#stolitz#fizzablitz#analysis
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The demon on my shoulder (Blitz): hey you should make that Stolas drawing sluttier
The angel on my shoulder (Blitz in a blonde wig): yeah it'll look much better if you give him a skimpier outfit
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mentally i am STILL here btw
#BLITZ SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!! BLITZ POURING HIS HEART OUT THROUGH S O N G#i was seriously SO unprepared for this to be a duet . i was SO unprepared for blitz to SING for like who KNOWS how long after the full moon#WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOVE CONFESSION DUET SPECTACLE 3 EPISODES LATER?????#INSANEEEE#mine#helluva boss#stolas helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#blitz helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#blitz#stolas#stolitz#helluva boss mastermind#e: mastermind
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Mature Take: Blitzø and Stolas should get to go on actual (non-Ozzie's dates) once things settle down, to properly experience that part of their relationship.
Good Take: Blitzø and Stolas should go on actual dates once things settle down because they at least deserve to make up for Ozzie's, and it would fit the show's theme of scenes being parallels of each other.
Funny Take: Blitzø and Stolas move into an actual "relationship" situation, but their single collective brain cell doesn't register any of the outings they go on as "dates." They eventually get engaged, and anyone who doesn't know their full history is very confused.
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"Wait, you two are engaged? I didn't even know you were dating."
Blitzø: "Weeell, I mean we've kinda been together, but we haven't really been doing the 'dating' thing.."
Stolas: "I suppose we technically went on one date, once, but..."
"You guys went on one good date and decided to get married?"
Blitzø: "One good--Pffft no! That night was fucked up!"
Stolas: "Absolutely terrible!"
Blitzø: "One of the shittiest nights of my life, and I've had some really shitty nights!"
Both together: "I literally went home and cried until I passed out!"
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My entry for day 5 of the full moon countdown kiss art event hosted by Zero Lawliet 🫶

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So... Now that Helluva and Hazbin characters can be in the same place, what combos do you want? I already talked about Blitz and Katie Killjoy, and Lucifer and Satan.
What other characters do you wanna see together? I honestly kinda wanna see Fizzmodeus interact with Angel Dust and maybe Valentino. I'm not sure exactly in what way and what context, but it would be interesting.
#i think fizz and angel might have a lot to bond about#and i would LOVEEEE to see charlie and the sins i loveee the idea that shes like a niece to some of them#i think azulbun was the artist thats got art of ozzie being like a sweet doting uncle to her which is my whole life if im bein honest
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So... Now that Helluva and Hazbin characters can be in the same place, what combos do you want? I already talked about Blitz and Katie Killjoy, and Lucifer and Satan.
What other characters do you wanna see together? I honestly kinda wanna see Fizzmodeus interact with Angel Dust and maybe Valentino. I'm not sure exactly in what way and what context, but it would be interesting.
#literally all I want is a joke about blitz's computer#being completely bricked after he torrented every movie Angel's ever made#Angel is so his type it HURTS#<- PREV
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Blitz stretching like a cat and Stolas patting his back at the base of his tail send tumble
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why are my youtube recommendations all anti hb videos
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I think Andrealphus and Vassago would be awful for each other and it would be a super disastrous relationship and they would break up quickly, because they bring out the absolute worst in each other. If it's post-canon, you're likely to have everyone around them frustrated as hell by their immature, childish behavior and begging them to break it off, but the crazy interspecies sex is amazing, like they hate fuck constantly, they break up and get back together just to have the makeup sex. If they don't break up permanently their own accord, all their friends definitely stage an intervention because the last several international incidents have been related to them fighting at state events and shit.
That's actually a fun dynamic, but I've never seen it done. Someone do this.
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Okay I am here to ask the truly important questions:
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