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LOOK AT ITS FACE AND FEEL HATRED IN YOUR HEART YOUR PRIME MINISTER DEMANDS IT

NZ Problem #185

Societal expectation to hate the supermarket rats

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NZ Problem #185

Societal expectation to hate the supermarket rats

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I cannot confidently say which one of these men is the Prime Minister

NZ Problem #184

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NZ Problem #184

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who’s excited for a mARKET CRAAAAAAASH

NZ Problem #97

Auckland house market

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We’re finally getting international attention on this pressing issue

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NZ Problem #1

Australia

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YYou're still alive right??

Against all odds, yes, yes I am. I apologise to anyone who was concerned when I dropped off the grid, and I also apologise to those who were enjoying the sweet sweet silence that I have now broken.Yeah my hunger for NZ memery did die down after High School a bit. But I’m doing this stand-up comedy thing now and this might end up being a good occasional source of material. I also see there’s a lot of meme-able nz content atm, but I won’t bring this back unless there’s an actual audience.So, like this post if you would like to see the return of the og NZ Problems

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NZ Problem #183

Some citizens have “fewer human rights” than others

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NZ Problem #182

“Paula Bennett broke young hearts“

(That’s our new Deputy PM)

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Congratulations

To tumblr user @worldmapswithoutnewzealand for taking NZ memery mainstream:

Story Here

Fact-check here

However, as cool as it is that NZ memery made it to the national news, you will find that the map is actually intentional. The image on the page is named error-map-with-nz-gone2.jpg and I think it’s supposed to be joke about nz not being found. The original picture with original filename is below:

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NZ Problem #181

Apparently illegal to attach swings to your car for some reason

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NZ Problem #180

Confusing the new PM with a loaf of white bread

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NZ Problem #179

The Three-Way Handshake

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NZ Problem #177

Max Key

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NZ Problem #174

John Key videobombing on the news

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NZ Problem #164

Our Prime Minister said that his son’s underwear-clad model shots were “pretty cool”

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NZ Problem #163

The son of our very anti-smoking Prime Minister, did a photo shoot in his underwear, whilst holding a cigarette