o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can't reply, just publish.
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises. My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr:
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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Are requests open?
Currently no 💙
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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Hey! Give me some ideas on how to better this blog, should I change my theme to a certain thing? Change on how I write a bit? Make something? Etc etc give me ideas and I’ll take them all into account! X 💙💙
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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*heidi and Cartmans relationship failed*
Everyone:
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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(Please don't take this as me being rude or hating on you in anyway ❤) could you put a keep reading/cutoff on your stories/works, please?
I’ll start honestly I only found out how to do it my last post so I’m really sorry! I’ll do it from now on I’m sorry x 💙💙
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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When he gets on the bus, he sits between Stan and Kyle while Butters pops up from across the aisle…
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He straight up moves to the other side to sing his line and sits behind Butters…
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…and sits behind Butters and across from Kenny until it’s time to get off the bus.
Animation error or he wanted to sit with his bros?
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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South Park boys intrests/kinks?
Stan: He’s very vanilla in my opinion but I feel like he has a biting kink, a mommy kink, would love to tease and be teased, basically a baby boiCraig: *cough* daddy kink, mommy kink, would love public play, and a little bit of knife play. Would love a threesome (with anyone) especially with Tweek. And maybe a bit of murder kink?Kyle: Vanilla boi. Public play. Wouldn’t mind a threesome especially with Stan. Very secretive about being horny. Would love to tease but not to be teased. Would like being dominant but prefers passionate sex.Butters:Too innocentKenny:DADDY KINK MOMMY KINK WATERSPORTS KNIFE PLAY PUBLIC PLAY TEACHER KINK THREESOME WITH ANYONE ROLEPLAY BITING KINK LOVES MARKING HIS TERRITORY
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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Hiii :)
Heyyyy :)
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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👏🏻Please 👏🏻give 👏🏻mysterion 👏🏻some👏🏻 love 👏🏻and 👏🏻write 👏🏻him 👏🏻a👏🏻 smut👏🏻
Did 👏🏼 it👏🏼
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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Mysterious Boy (Mysterion x female reader SMUT)
Genre: Smut 
Word count: 2,391
"(Y/N)!" My mother called from downstairs. I just finished unpacking, but my room was a mess. Moving wasn't an easy thing. "Yeah!" I shout. I threw a final pile of clothing onto the bed and sighed, waiting for a response, but I didn't get one. "Yeah?!" I shouted again, this time louder and closer to the door. Still no answer. I groaned loudly and stomped loudly down the stairs. I leaned across the railing and looked at my mother, who was also busy unpacking. "Yeah?" I ask, making her jump, she was so in thought she didn't notice I answered. "Maybe you should take a look around town, we're going for a wander tomorrow so you might as well get a head start," She said, I looked out of the window of our faded purple house. It was dark outside, almost pitch black. "It's late though," I tell her, she shrugs "just don't go far," She seemed occupied and I decided not to annoy her anymore.
I threw on my (F/C) jacket and hat and headed out. The town was surprisingly cold even though it is in the middle of summer. The snow crunched under my boots loudly as I just kicked it around, walking in a direction, not sure which, but I'd get lost anyway so, may as well get lost quicker.
A few minutes go by, all I've passed so far is a movie theatre and a coffee shop seems pretty normal, honestly, I didn't know what to expect from a town like this, it seemed peaceful and quiet, it was nice.
"Kill him!"
I heard from down the street, I didn't notice at first but my mind snapped realizing someone was fucking dying. I started to walk towards where all the commotion was, the shouting got louder and the cussing got worse. it seemed to be in the middle of an alleyway. I poked my head past the wall, I saw 6 people, 3 of the girls, wearing skimpy white t-shirts, and short blue shorts, they all looked different from the neck up, they were all cut up and bruised. "Fuck you guys!" One spat, "You'll pay for this!" another shouted. I scanned the rest of them, boys I assume. One had tools wrapped around his waist, holding a drill. Another had Tubberware all over his body, like some sort of armor. Another I could barely see, he was pitch black, the only thing that wasn't was a big green question mark springing off his head, which was weird.
The girls ran away, holding their heels, and the boys just stood there. "We did it!" called the boy with the Tupperware. "Yeah!" Tool guy celebrated, the mysterious boy didn't say anything though, he turned around and noticed me, he stood there still in silence, then in one blink, he was gone. All of them were, there was just me and a lonely alleyway.
A few days have passed since that incident, I haven't seen any of the boys since, nor the girls but then again I haven't even left the house since that night. "(Y/N)!" My mother cried from downstairs, I looked up off my phone, staring at a blank wall. "Yeah!" I shouted everything in my room was unpacked and cleaned, once again there was no answer from my mother, there was silence in the room like it's been for the past two hours without me noticing. Now that I've noticed it seems... weird and cold.
I slumped downstairs with a yawn and looked at my mother. She held an empty carton of Milk "Could you go pick some up for me?" She questioned I took a deep breath before forcing a smile "sure" I said. I pulled my boots on and headed out the door before she could say thank you. This town never gets colder nor warmer, it's always the same temperature, maybe it's because I've gotten used to the cold? Random thoughts bounce in my head as I walk towards the mall, I take a quick turn before realizing that it's an alleyway.
THUD!
I look behind me, I see nothing but a pair of blue eyes. They get closer and closer as I back away. The eyes finally reach under a light post. I can see it clearly. A boy, beautiful blonde hair, in a black hoodie? With a green question mark springing off the top. It's the same dude from the night before. "(Y/N)" He says in a raspy voice. I stare at him, I mean... what would you do when a random dude knew your name when you only met him once without a word? "Uh... yeah?" I ask and my back hits a wall. "You're new" I nod with a gulp, I wasn't scared more confused really, but I didn't know what to do or say. "You probably don't know who I am. I'm Mysterion" He says without a smile, just staring at me. "How do you know my name?" I asked. That was the only thing I could think of. "Me and my gang have been watching you closely, we don't know why, but another gang, Coon, and Friends, our enemies, are after you" Mysterion replied, he was inches away from me, to the point I could feel his warm breath on me. "Why?" I asked, my heart began to race, was I in danger? "What don't you understand by 'we don't know why?" He asked sarcastically. I didn't reply. "You're not safe out in the streets, follow me," He said, and I did as I was told.
He was a fast runner, I couldn't catch up to him but I suspect he didn't want to get seen by people. I could see it from blocks away, a massive house, was it his? It had a gate and it's own security guard I could only dream of living in something like this. We (somehow) got past the guard and were in the house. Every inch of the house looked like another million dollars. "Come on!" He whispered and opened a door, it was obviously a base they weren't very secretive if you could see it as soon as you walk in. The door shut behind me and I could hear whispers from down the stairs. Mysterion walked straight down but I don't know what happened, could this be a trick? am I getting kidnapped? I was frozen, I couldn't move, bad thoughts rushed through my mind. Mysterion looked up from the stairs. "Come on!" He said and I lost control of my body, I slowly walked down the stairs, looking to the side, as I got to the bottom of the stairs I saw more and more people. There was the Tupperware guy, and the tool guy too, and a few more, by few I mean like 2.
"Where is Doctor Timothy?" Mysterion asked, they all quickly snapped their heads to him, their eyes darting to me and giving him a confused look. "This is (Y/N)" Mysterion says to them. The blonde haired one twitched and drew the red curtain to the side, revealing a guy in a wheelchair. "Doctor!" Mysterion said as he approached him I stayed still. "We found (Y/N) what now?" Doctor Timothy turned to face us, put his two fingers on his forehead and there was silence, just silence but Mysterion nodded. After a minute of pure silence, Mysterion spoke up "Okay, Doctor" and turned to me took my hand and walked up the stairs with me. "Doctor said that I should take you home, but I must stay with you just in case Coon and Friends have your address," He said as we walked out the house. "Oh.. ok?"
As we got closer to my house I stopped Mysterion. "You should climb up the right side of the house, there are some pipes you could use and the window next to it is my bedroom," I say and he nods and runs to the side of the house and I run inside, as I started to run up the stairs I heard my mother shout "Have you got the milk?" "No! They were closed!" I shouted back and shut my bedroom door. I felt like I was sneaking in a boyfriend from high school. I opened my window and he was already waiting right by my window. He jumped in and I shut the window again and locked my door. He took a look around and sighed. "I'll leave in the morning, and report back to Doctor," He said and I nodded. "You can sit," I say patting my bed as I started to move a few things around "Will you sleep? and where?" I asked and he thought for a second. "Yeah I could sleep on the floor, I'm a light sleeper," He said and I nodded.
It's been hours since he first got here, we've talked a lot. I found more about his personality and he's told me some jokes and stories of The Freedom Pals. "Oh oh I got one!" He says, his voice was less raspy than before, and his laugh was really adorable, it broke from his voice it sounded high pitched and he snorted a few times "Once, when we were fighting Coon and Friends, Coon's mom came in and told him to get in the bath" I chuckled imagining how embarrassing that would be. "Oh god that must have been painful" I laughed "Not as painful as us kicking his ass afterward," Mysterion said and I nodded before checking the time. 12 AM. God we've been talking for 6 hours. "I should start getting ready for bed" I yawned and walked towards my closet and pulled out a nightgown, which was a bit too small but it was comfy. I looked at him. "would you mind turning?" I chuckled and he blushed. "O-Oh! Yeah sorry!" He turned, facing the wall and I laughed. I pulled the shirt over and off my body and unbuttoned my jeans and pulled them down, I turned the nightgown over and held it ready to put it on before looking of at Mysterion. A blush broke over my face. He sat there looking at me with a smile. "Stop!" I chuckled and blushed and he chuckled "Sorry.. sorry you just look really good," He said and scanned me up and down, biting his lip and he stood up walking towards me, everything was happening quickly I couldn't think. His cold fingers touched my hips making me arch my back and he chuckled. "Don't do that baby" He growled, a sudden rush came over me. "Or what?" I asked pushing my body against his and he chuckled pulling me over to the bed and he pushed me down, I was on my back, looking up at him, as my legs were between his. He took off his eye mask, and his shirt before I knew it he was just standing over me, his bright blue eyes peering down at me as he stood there, his abs looked extremely irresistible. I ran my hands up and down his chest and abs, loving the feel of his skin. He bent down, his face inches from mine, his lips almost touching mine, then... they were touching mine. His lips tasted sweet, I wrapped my arms around his neck pulling him onto me more, his tongue was licking my lips, tasting me and I chuckled at how fast this was moving. We pulled away, he stuck out his tongue and teased me by licking the air in front of my lips. "Oh god... Mysterion-" he cut me off "Call me Kenny" He chuckled and stood back up, pulling his black skinny jeans off and throwing them before bending back down and his lips touched mine again. I never realized how much I loved this. "Please, can we just do it?" I begged and he nodded he stood back up straight and so did I, I unhooked my bra and pulled down my panties. I laid back down, and he stared at me, his throbbing cock just in my reach but I didn't touch it yet. he bends down, his lips aiming for my neck instead, sucking and biting at it making me arch my back. His lips got lower, grazing over my tits before coming to my nipples. I could feel his hot breath on them making me shiver. He wrapped his lips on them, before sucking and licking at them softly. I arched my back and tried my hardest not to scream, he was so good at this, it took me by surprise. He chuckled, before going lower, kissing down my stomach and stopping just above my pussy, but he went lower and licked from the bottom of my pussy to my wet swollen clit, making me pull at his hair. "Kenny.. please" I begged and he smiled before taking his cock in his hand and running it up and down my wet soaking pussy that was dripping with my juices before slowly, sliding it in, and he breathed out with a low groan as he did, I felt myself adjust to his size as i bit my lip still trying not to scream. He slowly thrusts in and out, his lips attacking mine hungrily as we fucked slowly, but he picked up the pace. I moaned into our kiss. "Fuck Kenny, it feels so good fuck please yes" I moaned as our foreheads touched and he was going fast, making the bed creak and squeak but at this point, I really didn't care I was just desperate.
There wasn't anything more than that. We just laid there fucking for nearly an hour. Us both panting and moaning. "Fuck (Y/N) I'm close" He moaned and I nodded, as I was about to be pushed over the edge then, I was. I kissed him hard and arched my back, my pussy throbbing around his cock and my juices leaked out of me, my legs shook, as I felt his cock twitch inside me, and I felt his cum shooting inside me, I twitched in pleasure as he did this, he groaned loudly and panted breathlessly and we both laid there just moaning repeatedly.
"I'll ask doctor if i can stay another night"
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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o-m-g-t-k-k-y-b · 7 years ago
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Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.
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