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I can't tell if he's jealous or concerned 😭

If he's jealous idk if he's jealous of MC or Diavolo probably MC

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Tannie & Belphie: fighting over who gets to lift up MC

Meanwhile, MC: 🧍🏻

Not Satan suggesting it would be too much work for Belphie 💀

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Me, who's always horny on main:

"Hey, not to be horny on main but..."

Proceeds to say the most down bad things about a fictional character

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🏝️Until Next Summer…!☀️

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Imagine Beel and Mc cuddling, He is just such a pillow of warmth muscle and fat, that whenever they’re both laying together Mc can’t help but cuddle into him immediately and fall asleep nearly as fast,

Or Mc sitting on beels back when he does push ups, at first Mc is worried about their weight on Beel, despite the fact that no matter what they’re insanely light to Beel. But eventually Mc just takes it as silent bonding time, reading through a comic, book, or magazine, crocheting or drawing or just playing on their phone, occasionally leaning down to give him a little smooth on his neck or shoulder.

Also, hugging Beel is the same deal as Dia lowkey. Whenever Mc hugs him he just always ends up lifting them off the ground slightly in a warm safe hug!!

And I just know getting a hug from Beel would be the most grounding thing in the world. Imagine Mc is extremely anxious and overwhelmed, all day long it’s like they have to beat people off with a stick just to have a second to just be in their thoughts, school work is overwhelming, student council stuff is overwhelming, and- seriously?? Mams and Levi got into another argument?? Jeez, It’s not mc’s job to fix it!! They can be adults and figure it out!! So eventually they notice Beel and just walk up to him and wrap their warms around his massive torso, he’s confused for a second but can sense something is up, so he leans down and hugs them back. Mc just ends up staying like that for a long time before they feel ok enough to pull away. as if Beel would ever mind of course, he loves them so much and just wants to be there for them, even if he has to sit through being hungry for 30 minutes just to silently comfort them.

obviously I’m having a lotta beel thoughts lol,

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Rare Moment: Lucifer Laughing

We don't really see him do that often. He just usually smirks.

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He is now mammon obey me

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I love him so so so so much, he's my real number one :3c

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i think i got too excited chat

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Sorry I growled at the sight of art of a fictional man . I want to bbite him and rip him to shredds . It will happen again

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LUCIFERS LIL BROS LOVE HIM SO MUCH THAT THEYRE CELEBRATING HIM IM SOBBING SO HARD RN 😭💕💕💕

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i love obey me fics that are just the demons freaking out over MC doing a natural simple human thing bc apparently demons don't do said natural simple thing.

MC: *sneezes*

The Demons: Aw fuck the human is dying.

MC: *Bends over to touch their toes cuz flexible*

The Demons: What bewitchery is this?!

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I drew Levi few months ago.

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I tickled him so hard he disappeared into oblivion...

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love ya💞✨

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Oh to be that book🧍‍♀️…🧎‍♀️… 📗

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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)

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Another “If ‘obey me’ was a TV show” bloopers:

*Female MC just cause I’m a girl so from my perspective they’re a girl*

*MC talking with Solomon*

MC: “Look, Mammon- you’re not Mammon.”

*Mammon bust out laughing off camera.*

Solomon: *chuckling slightly* “I know we kind of look alike, but still.”

MC: “I’m sorry! Apparently he’s on my mind right now.”

Mammon: “As I should be.”

MC: *rolls her eyes.* “you’re just that hot.”

Mammon: “Exactly.”

Asmo: “I feel betrayed.”

*everyone bust out laughing*