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Hey, Luci...

Why?!?!

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If Solomon is the only one who has any knowledge on periods, can we take a moment to Satan hearing it being referred to as The Monthly Subscription to Satan’s Waterfall

Is it likely that the demon bros and undatables wouldn’t know much if anything about periods?

No.

Is it absolutely hilarious to me to think that they might?

Absolutely.

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Is it likely that the demon bros and undatables wouldn’t know much if anything about periods?

No.

Is it absolutely hilarious to me to think that they might?

Absolutely.

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Me finishing Lesson 20: I am ✨B✨R✨O✨K✨E✨N✨

Me playing through lesson 20: Yes I am a ✨W✨H✨O✨R✨E✨

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Me playing through lesson 20: Yes I am a ✨W✨H✨O✨R✨E✨

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Hi, have another dumb thought rattling in my brain

Just imagine if no one is allowed to give MC apples when Luke is around. Or really much fruit for that matter just because Luke becomes a feral chihuahua.

So then obviously the demon bois all just started giving MC apples all the time just to watch Luke seeth.

That is until MC asks Luke to bake something with the apples...

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I’ve been going through all of the chats that I have built over probably a year of not playing and just...

Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that Mammon is a Harry Potter nerd?

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Hey, I'd like to request a matchup if you don't mind! If you're busy or whatever you can skip past this though, I don't mind! To start, I'm a pansexual, 5'1 brunette (short, I know) working as a retail cashier. I'm a fan of art, photography, and composing music to a lesser extent. I'm also a pretty good cook, plan to get back into some old hobbies (ex: reading novels, watching anime, painting), am slowly starting a bonsai garden, and really want to get in shape sometime in the near future!

I’m pairing you with Satan. Definitely a lot of museum dates, and he’s interested in what music you’ve composed. You guys would also have little cooking moments which will be so adorable. He has so many novels to recommend for you to get back into that, and loves the bonsai garden.

(By the way I barely make 5′0″ so you’re still taller than me sweetheart)

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Hi, Hello, I’ve been dead for a while

And I apologize for that but here take this thought, platonic nonsense with Asmo

Imagine, MC Asmo chillin in his room and whatev’s. I’d say this would be around the time MC and Asmo made their pack, because Asmo is still salty that MC can’t be charmed and tries everything, changing appearance, different lines everything. MC still not affected. 

Then Demon Bro’s go to the human world and are vibing with MC around their home area.

This is the point in time in which Asmo finds out one of the reasons he can’t charm MC is because...

They have a partner, whom they are very loyal to.

Asmo respects.

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So the sun thing seems to have been addressed slightly, and I know Diavolo probably did it long before the exchange program, but I find it infinitely funnier to just be like, Diavolo found out that humans kinda need and instead of just getting supplements or whatever homeboi just is like nah, I’ll just make them one!

I promise I’m working on requests however,

I saw a reminder from someone that the Devildom is always dark as there’s no sunlight. This means that for sure MC would have to take Vitamin D supplements and also possibly melatonin supplements in order to keep their circadian rhythm in check.

Also, if I remember correctly MC was kinda brought into the exchange program with seemingly no prior warning, so they couldn’t prep anything that they needed. Things like medications or hygienic supplies.

As a result of this I keep imagining that Mc just has to like give a list to Lucifer and be like, yeah I’m going to need all this in order to make sure I remain a functioning human being.

Another thing is, I love that Solomon is a bad cook and I keep imagining that at the get together at the palace the night where human food was supposed to be served, that Solomon somehow ended up cooking and used some old recipes that he remembered reading somewhere from MC’s culture and just absolutely botching them. Personally, I get too nervous to tell anyone if they made bad food, so they’re just sitting there eating it as though nothing is wrong and everyone else is just concerned that maybe human food is just terrible. Until later when they get back to the House of Lamentation, the brothers ask and MC just snaps declaring what Solomon did to human food a “pure, unadulterated, cardinal sin.”

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Ok so like a week ago was my birthday so I got all the birthday calls and...

Satan, what do you mean by FIRST! Exchange program is a year long, meaning 1 birthday in total!

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How do you pronounce Solomon, Diavolo, and Barbatos?

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Don’t worry I can never stop calling people darling or sweetheart

Ok so this is for @obeymeheadcanons since they were asking about how people pronounce the characters’ names, so I don’t know if I’m fully correct on these pronunciations but I hope it’s helpful, also tumblr won’t let me revolt with a video so bleh

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Ok so this is for @obeymeheadcanons since they were asking about how people pronounce the characters’ names, so I don’t know if I’m fully correct on these pronunciations but I hope it’s helpful, also tumblr won’t let me revolt with a video so bleh

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Even if Luke is like 5’1”, I am still s h o r t e r than him and it is bothering me

What do you think are the boys Heights with numbers? Bc I read somewhere that Luke is the size of a regular human and I’m just wondering what you think lol

I’ve actually seen someone say that Luke seems to be around 5′2 or 5′1! But I’m also a fan of them being a more rational height. Yes, I know they’re demons so they have different attributes, but still!

Even before getting the height charts, I kind of figured out that Mammon was among the shortest. So, going off Luke possibly being 5′2, then we can say that 

Asmodeus seems to be the second shortest, possibly around 5′8 or 5′9

Mammon, who’s the third shortest in this chart, could be around 5′9 or 5′10. 

Belphegor seems to be around the same height as Mammon, so probably also around 5′10.

Leviathan falls under the sixth shortest, possibly being around maybe 5′11 or 6′.

After Leviathan appears to be Satan, who, based on everything else, comes to around 6′1 or so.

Following Satan would be Simeon. I can see Simeon falling around 6′2 or 6′3 in this chart.

Barbatos comes very close to Simeon’s height at around 6′3.

Solomon would come around 6′3 or 6′3.5, only being slightly taller than Barbatos.

After Solomon, there’s a big jump to Beelzebub’s height, which could be around 6′6 to 6′8.

Lucifer falls an inch or two taller than Beelzebub, possibly around 6′7 to 6′9.

Diavolo falls close to Lucifer’s height, being around one to two inches taller, possibly around 6′8 to 6′10.

I try to keep the heights under 7′, but I’ve had friends hc them as being 7′ or taller, lol.

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Hiiiiiii all the best with your blog ❤️ is it okay if I request jealousy headcannons for all the brothers.? Like MC is busy with the tasks, or occupied with a pet or anything haha. Thanks 🥰

Lucifer

Alright let’s be frank, his pride refuses to let him believe that any other being could compare to him when it comes to you, so he never exactly pinpoints any of his feelings as jealousy, so in terms of getting jealous over you spending times on tasks or pets he can’t do that without being a major hypocrite, but other people is where inklings of the feelings come about

Even if he did he would refuse to acknowledge that he became jealous in the first place

He unconsciously becomes a little more possessive and protective of you, pulls you a bit closer, gifts you with items that are similar to the things he wears, anything to subtly emphasize that you’re his partner

After a while of being in a relationship with him you’ll likely notice the small signs of his jealousy and just do him a favor and indulge him

Even better make him that coffee that becomes particularly bitter when made for someone you care for, dissipates all underlying feelings of jealousy and creates a very soft boy out of Lucifer

Mammon

The most blatant and obvious about his jealousy especially with his loud and constant insistence that he’s not jealous despite no one even remotely accusing him of being so

His jealousy is abundant and makes him remain very close to you regardless of what he’s jealous of

He’ll always be in someway holding you and insist that it’s for your protection and that Lucifer will kill him if he lets anything happen to you so yes, it is completely necessary that he has an arm wrapped around your waist or that he’s holding your hand, yes, he knows you two are alone in a room together with no real threat of danger just let him hold and protect you

Busy with tasks? Well now your doing your tasks in his lap because that is certainly more comfortable

Playing with a new pet? He’s going to hold one of your hands

He worries that you’ll eventually believe everything that his brothers and everyone else says about him and leave him for someone better

You’ll know when he’s jealous the second he feels it so please just tell him that you’d never leave your first man

Leviathan

Certainly a jealous boy, but unlike most of his brothers not a possessive jealous boy, at least not until a certain point

When he gets jealous he starts to sulk, he plays less online games and more single player games, he wants to shut himself in fully

He’s not one to get super jealous if you’re spending a lot of time on your work but will certainly mention ditching your work at least a couple times

A new pet or another person however, especially one of his brothers, his jealousy is skyrocketing

Of course you’d rather spend time with an animal, or another person, or his brother over him

If you do have a new pet that he’s jealous of, please name them Shadow and insist on them meeting Henry 2.0, so they can be like you and Levi, you’ll stop his jealousy in its tracks and he will combust

If he’s jealous of someone else, again using references to the media he’s into is a really good way to get him to let you in his room so you can properly tackle his jealousy, if he tells you to leave, insist that Henry would never abandon the Lord of Shadow like that and neither will you

Satan

If you want a jealous Satan, there are two things I’d like to say to you, you are insane and good luck

It is very difficult to get him jealous because there is only a few things that will get him there

New pet? He’s somehow ended up playing with them more than you

Tasks? That’s understandable, if other people are bothering you while you’re trying to work, his room is open and it’ll be plenty quiet

Oh, you can’t go on a date with him because you made plans to do something? With Lucifer? Alone? Well then, his smile doesn’t reaches his eyes

He’s had a lot of practice pushing down his rage and hiding it, he’ll easily do the same with jealousy

When you come back, he’ll ask how everything was and it’s at this point you have two options

If you want to try and dispel the jealousy, say however you think went, but add on that you missed him or that you still wish you could have went on the date he suggested, that smile that used to not reach his eyes does now because he’s genuinely smiling and he’s happy

If you want to amp up the jealousy talk about how lovely your outing with Lucifer was, and really emphasize how lovely Lucifer was and don’t shut up, until he makes you shut up don’t worry he’ll have wisened up to what you’re doing quickly

Asmodeus

Another one to not really realize that he is jealous, still he is pretty often regardless if he realizes or not, but why should he be jealous when he is literally the most beautiful and amazing creature in all 3 realms?

Well his charm doesn’t work on you so it surprisingly or unsurprisingly results in a slight sense of insecurity, he doesn’t have that to be certain that you at least want him like everyone else but it also means that when you do show your love for him he also knows that it’s genuine and that is the most special thing to him

He desires your attention all the time

Working on school work and tasks? Your gonna hurt back bent over like that, but if you insist at least be bent over your desk in a fun way with him

Paying attention to a new pet? Why don’t you two go shopping for outfits for them (doesn’t matter what kind of pet Asmo will find an adorable outfit for your pet)

If he does become jealous of you being around another person a lot he also becomes subtly possessive

Always nearby whenever possible, he’ll insist on a lot more spa days and buying you new outfits to make sure that everyone knows you’re so amazing and 100% out of their league

Beelzebub

Easily the least jealous out of all his brothers, in fact you’re pretty certain jealousy just isn’t really apart of his nature

If you’re busy with tasks he’ll just make sure you’re taking breaks so that your muscles won’t get stiff and that you’re eating properly

If you have a new pet, well he’ll be playing with them too, you two had a little dog before

If you’re hanging around other people a lot, well he’s glad that you have friends

He just trusts you so much by this point after everything you’ve done for him and his family that he finds it difficult to ever feel any jealousy bubbling up

Belphegor

When he’s jealous he becomes even more of a brat, he’s always a bit snarky and sarcastic but jealousy makes it a lot more prevalent

He doesn’t get why you’re so worried about your tasks or a new pet when your boyfriend can’t sleep because he doesn’t have his favorite pillow, aka you

He just sleepily glares at whatever is taking your attention away, commenting that you should take a break from the source of his jealousy

After a while he will just start to lay on top of you, like it seems like a normal hug but then his weight keeps pushing down on you and no matter what you can’t push him off you

If he becomes jealous of a person, he gains little more motivation to go to RAD with you, doesn’t mean he won’t still try to have you take naps with him all day

He also becomes really snarky of the other person consistently sassing them out when he knows you can hear him

Please just take a nap with the cowboy and snuggle nice and close

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You: Micropenis

Me, and intellectual: Peacock