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Flower (and vine) hair collection~

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*puts a disk in u*

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who gave him the bong

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jellyfish umbrella

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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yknow what fuck it

if y’all get this post to 10k until the end of my summer break i’m gonna go back to school with painted nails and maybe eyeliner if i can manage

(please don’t) (please do)

y’all have til the 1st of september, good luck

spamming allowed, if not encouraged

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                               ��        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

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RUST LAKE BEACH EPISODE: volleyball match

ASRUAS 🐦‍⬛🦉🦜VS HUMANS 🌹🧠🍩

Choose your team and cheer!

Or at least a favorite player

List of things I NEEDED TO DRAW:

Rose absolutely slaying in gothis swimsuit-dress

Laura cheering for Harvey as one who stick to her longest,even than her own mom

Mr Bat being appreciated

Caroline being Saint mother and adoring her son(and his boyfriend)

Mr crow and Mr Owl being married gay people

Albert being most supportive dad ever(he even got merch from somwhere)

Sarah being Bobs boyfriend

Reverse mermaid serving that body the tea

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Return of the king

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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These photos surfacing from Dashcon 2 look exactly like how I imagine Dashcon 1 was supposed to look. It's straight up like seeing visions from an alternate reality where Dashcon actually happened properly and wasn't a behind-the-scenes disaster, except it's real life and it's happening right now in 2025. The Muppet Joker is dead. The Ballpit is unpeed in. Nature is healing. Long live Dashcon.

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A knight’s duty is to serve, to protect, to kill - tell me, beloved, what would you have me do?

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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me