The names Baby, but I ain't one ☆ this is an old rp blog that im keeping the spirit of
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Love him in is 4xL jorts that he fills out like a pro, love that silvery man with the frown lines and smile lines in near equal depth, love them in their neon fursuit, love that double take fuck im attracted in any case PANic bald tattoo'd leather lady, love the 3 and a half meter minotaur, love the caress of the black floofy winged omen of death as it towers a meter above you, love the blood feasting plant monster that could only end in tragedy, love the
the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me
#love em hard#love em weird#all shapes and sizes#i know “Bear” does not describe furries im sorry guys i guess im just blanking and funny sometimes#no joke all thats coming up in my ocean brain is “beasty bois” or something about men who give literal bear hugs#nnnnfuckimgay#i love bears i promise but i ❔️
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Roach city chocolate milk

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I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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I have recently (today) come to see the light (Lars X Ronaldo) this is my new religion, similar to Christianity (Baku X Deku) but more holy (toxic)
I feel really bad because I don’t love Lars and Sadie together. I really should and I want to but its just kinda….alright? Ugh I want to love it as much as everyone else… I also kinda like Lars X Ronaldo and Sadie X Kiki/Jenny so I just don’t know..
#not really ship hate?#I still like it just not so much...#LarsXRonaldo#stevenuniverse#thenewlars#this is coming from a re-watch#after not watching it since it finished airing#the fandom is simmering
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All that you touch... you change...
Not only am I drawing for a very niche game, I'm drawing for a trend I'm super late for :D
Happy anniversary, Rusty Lake!
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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
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You've heard of hitting two birds with one stone
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