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Happy pride!!! Enjoy this doodle :)

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I'm in my missing g1 hours so here's one of my favorite scenes!

Episode 5 of the first season was when I started getting invested, one of my favorite g1 episodes EVER!

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Hey, I mean it with utmost respect when I say that a little dickheadedness keeps character interactions interesting. With that in mind, I would give TF: Prime Bumblebee the moon and sun if they would make him happy.

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reel took me the fuck out

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Happy Pride Month to my favorite gay film of 2024 🎉🎉 [I refuse to draw Sentinel so I just traced him]

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Luo Binghe]

"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."

"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).

Reasons lbh should be pregnant

I want him to

Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.

Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….

In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."

"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."

"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."

"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."

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AND ANOTHA ONE!!! what can I say? seeing optimus/orion getting debauched in every universe... its like a reward <3 he's my barbie!!! my muse!!!

I love playing with my toyesss 🦖🦖🦕🦕🦖🦕

comm for @objectionablepuzzles !! freaky activities in the mines,,,

thank you so much !! <3

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THIS IS SUCH A BANGER AAUGHHHH TFA OPPPYYYY MY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

yall should totally commission Raven!!!!!!! her art style is so pretty and I genuinely can't stop looking at this... I go a little feral every time I look at it to the point where I can't put it as my pfp anywhere or ill just end up frothing in the mouth and LOSING IT

Recent commission I finished for @objectionablepuzzles I have another slot open!

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Thinking about the one time when I first got into Transformers. My friend made me watch Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time and in an elaborate way to connect my interest with transformers to make the movie more engaging (it was honestly a fun movie regardless. You should watch it if you haven't)

I started talking about how this would go in Transformers, somehow it turned into aspiring actor Blaster who was married to Soundwave and things got too much for Soundwave that they ended up divorcing and Soundwave took all the cassettes in the divorce. Frustrated, Blaster goes to Sunstreaker and Sideswipe to give him a makeover to become someone with a different paintjob and added kibble to change how his body looks and to make his alt mode discreet. He's good with voice impressions so he screws Soundwave over with fake bots calling for his babysitter ad then later calling as his alternative identity and he's hired. His paint was superficial because he still has a day job and the kibble tends to be unstable so he has many close calls

Soundwave's love interest later on in the movie is Jazz which of whom Blaster is envious of because he feels threatened by him and how he's as charming as one can be and he's genuinely good with Soundwave and the kids.

The producer guy (Lundy i think his name was?) the guy who gives Daniel in the movie a working opportunity to host his own show. I frankly don't remember who I assigned him as at the time but honestly? It'd be mad funny if it was Ironhide idk u can totally let me know if any of u guys got any other ideas. I can totally see him having made a boring kids show and going out for dinner bc work talk but instead be laid back drink LMAO

As for the social worker I can totally see Prowl doing the inspection and being caught up in Blaster's bullshit like that one scene where (Daniel in the movie had to switch back and forth between being himself and Mrs. Doubtfire so Mrs. Sellner wouldnt catch him redhanded) just imagining the scene with Prowl being confused is hilarious

I think out of the kids, the one who would discover Blaster's identity first gotta be Ravage if not Steeljaw, they just have good senses.

I just want to see how the kids would be difficult with this babysitter when Blaster could be the one taking care of them when Soundwave is busy and how they'd throw tantrums at this babysitter not knowing its Blaster, maybe a few pranks from Rumble and Frenzy! Blaster trying to earn everyone's favor until he becomes and irreplaceable part pf this family even if he can't be himself and trying to sabotage Jazz and Soundwave's growing relationship!

The good ending would be if all three got together but if it followed the movie plot I still think it'd be a good ending regardless!

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk o7

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I finished tfes recently and I just found out theyre uploading episodes of it in the official transformers channel!! For free!!

This is my pitch for you to watch the first season at least! me and my friend made this scene a running bit throughout our es marathon

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Lovely, lovely ladies 🥰🥰🥰

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-ˋˏ⛏ SIGN UPS ARE NOW CLOSED!!!

It looks like Megatron's raid was a huge success! A big thank you to everyone who joined our operation!

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has someone done this yet? as someone done this as a 30 minute doodle yet?

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projecting my issues onto B-127

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MORE TFA THOUGHTS!!! TFA OPTIMUS WITH THE MAGNUS HAMMER!!!!!

or the axe!!!

...both work

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I was going through TFA: Allspark Almanac because I just finished tfa for the first time yesterday and ended up finding this???

What?!!😭😭😭

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I was reminded of them today so I had to make this

The both of them being paranoid and bonding over it is actually such a fun dynamic.. I wish there was more content abt the two of them