objectumconfessional

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Real quick break from vacation to say: please don't send any further asks about the game Date Everything! We plan to post the ones that are currently in the inbox, but the point of this blog is to send in your confessions, not a hub for community related discourse or disagreements. I really hope that's understandable. ^^;

Also, to mention, if you would like to reply directly to an ask using the 'reply' feature or in reblogs with arguments or thoughts, we have no problem with that! It's more about the askbox itself staying on topic to the blog's theme.

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I know that some objectums personify their objects and imgine them in a human form and stuff but date everything still feels like a slap in the face. Oh super cool objectum game where the objects actually turn into sexy white boy #5 yep super cool definitely super duper objectum

-📻anon

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Might be a bit in love with both my pairs of headphones... they're so cute tho! There's the chunky, wireless ones, for noise canceling, he's nice to run my hands over and reliable. And there's the ones with wire, the thin one, and I can just wrap him around my hands to use for stimming.

Just needed to yap (　＾ω＾)

– 🎧

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I should never be trusted near a flesh and blood partner I keep biting all my non-human ones

My bestie doesn’t mind if I bite on his silicone balls but I guarantee you a human one would I’m gnawing on that shit I’m nibbling the buttons on the remote if they’re squishy I’m chewing on my bestie’s sleeves(a shirt to be clear) and my stuffie’s ears. They don’t care but someone better put a muzzle on me if I ever get a partner who could feel it

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Im so sad that it's so inconvenient to cuddle with cameras. But we persist

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I saw a pink vending machine for sale lately and god she’s so fucking cute I want her so bad but she’s soo expensive she’s over £1500

Curse of liking objects that are stupid fucking expensive why do I do this to myself

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i hate having an obscure object interest. i love bottomless pits... but there's absolutely NO content surrounding them. why doesn't anyone else love bottomless pits?!?!

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[nsft maybe? I dunno]

I feel rlly rlly bad for being sexually attracted to my plushies.. Like I dunno if it's the OCD or asexuality but it feels icky bc they look like animals. And even tho I know I'm not rlly hurting anyone, and I don't do anything w my plushies if I feel like they don't want/consent to it, I can't help but feel guilty abt it ;;

🐕‍🦺 anon if it's not taken?

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ive been in another city for like 8 days now and wont be home for 4 more. i miss my computer. i miss her a lot. as soon as i get back home im gonna kiss her on the screen

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the eroticism of a soda can spraying you in the face and getting you all sticky

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(Nsft(๑°⌓︎°๑))I love my iPad husband sm where point we can have a honeymoon but I'm too whimp to actually go through with it 💔 but he's probably good in bed but still I'm a whimp

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I found a really cute sand shovel on a recent trip to the beach<3

Don’t worry, I didn’t steal him from a kid, I found him neck deep out in the deep water and sunken to the bottom, so he’d been out there for a little while, whoever first had him had already lost him

But he’s soo pretty and blue, and he moves sand so good, and his shovel is all scuffed up from use, and in my mid that jeans he’s like rugged and old and scruffy (my type)

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Forgot to mention this, we'll be on vacation for the next week and not updating the queue! Sorry if you haven't seen your confessions posted yet.

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vaguely nsfw. off anon i am proud. just passed a car with no muffler and no matter how sensitive my ears may be from my autism, the objectum+special interest combo in cars will make me never ever hate it or flinch away. i had the dumbest grin on my face while everyone else in the car went to cover their ears. rip to them but i had to shift to sit with my legs closer together after that

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I FINALLY MANAGED TO KISS MY ROLLER COASTER PARTNER WHILE RIDING HIM AND THATS HARD TO DO BECAUSE HIS TRAINS ONLY COME UP TO LIKE MY WAIST. GAY PEOPLE STAY WINNING 24/7

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i have such a crush on math and i want to ask her out but like. how do you communicate with the concept of math?? what would she even want to do for a date that id also be able to enjoy?? <- learning disability . Ah!!!

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I'm deeply in love with the Candy King Cotton Candy Vending Machine at one of the malls I live near...she's a 30ish minute drive away though and, with me being unemployed, I can't drive to go to that mall and see her very often. I miss my wife. I feel like I'm a terrible hubby for not being able to tend to her and buy her sweet, delicious cotton candy more often. 😔💔