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I cast death hex on whichever stupid phone developer decided that the way to do a screenshot on a Samsung Galaxy s22 is to press both the power button and volume buttion at the same time but then put both the buttons on one side of the phone so it's extremely awkward to press both the buttons if you aren't holding the phone in your left hand.

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Why did this work?

hi!!!

ha! you read my post. you are now required to do one nice thing for yourself today, it can be whatever you want

here's a high res picture of Mr. Ping from Kung Fu Panda to trick your brain into reading the text above this

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Today on rumor affirmation we test to see how many gods a band of five anime protagonists can kill using only the power of friendship. Meanwhile Kari, grant, and tory investigate if hair color effects your chances of getting isekai'ed into an amazing fantasy other world.

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Is also doesn't help that someone painted it with thigh highs and long gloves.

Can I just say; I do not understand people lusting over this model.

Sexy Lictoress Fanart.

Neurolictor 3D sculpts with boobs.

Are y'all just meming or do you seriously want to have se... form a steady monogamous relationship with a praying mantis or something?

All that hard chitin...

I dunno man - it'd be like making love to a guillotine; hard and splintery and at the end you lose your head (sounds like a billionaire's kink).

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See the trick is that this fight would not be physical it would be mental and since wently is so monstrously dumb mind tricks wouldn't work on him he would win.

ROUND 2, MATCH 28

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

Plato:

“He was a jock nerd who basically creates the floorboards of philosophy and also was a bit of an elitist shithead”

“I hate this man with all my being. He started an argument with having the other person assume something for the sake of argument, and then kept talking for so long that the other person really just wanted to leave. He should crash and burn and I will laugh.”

“There's a tumblr post floating around about how down op would be to fight philosophers, Plato was pretty low on the list: "Would crack my skull like an eggshell, but at least respects the whole "no biting or eye-gouging" -rule". Would he crack his opponents skull like an eggshell? Would he get his ass kicked? I would very much like to find out.”

Wheatley:

“My beloved ADHD orb :)”

“What's he gonna do without access to weapons? He's just a little ball. He's gonna get kicked around by the competition and it'll be hilarious.”

“Wheatley would get stepped on”

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Yes except for mortarion who I think is cononically unattractive due to cracked lips or something like that. I would also include curze as well but he has a kind of vampire look going for him and you just know someone out there would be into that.

Basically… the primarchs are:

Over 30 years old;

Canonically have sons;

All of them are handsome (to a degree).

Conclusion: they’re all dilfs

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Yeah there's this thing called 40k and it all starts with a little something called the horus humbug which cane to be because a certain "not god" god emperor decided not to read his parenting guide before having twenty children.

Hello tumblr mutual 

You will notice that you are in a comfortably furnished room, with an abundance of snacks.

I’ve just been very bored, and my brain is full of hyperfixation knowledge. 

Please listen to my infodump. 

Wait.. you will? Oh my god thank you so much!! 

Oh, and when I’m done talking to you, you can just leave. There’s a door over to your right. 

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Pound sign age 23. I think this is just because landlines were still a thing when I was a child and I dont use Twitter so I don't accosiate it with hashtags.

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Achievement get: survive the nuke

Survive the Event.

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See the trick to that is you ignore the tabletop and just get into the lore.

Thank you @hausofdecline for my new favorite template

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My Roomba just tried to vacuum my foot on accident and for some god forsaken reason I scolded it like a *dog.*

"Ah-ah-ah! Bad Scooter! Bad!" I say, before proceeding to reassure the bot that "it's okay, I know you didn't mean to :)"

Then I stopped dead in my tracks and realized I had just scolded and comforted a robot vacuum.

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I'm upset because I didn't realize till just now that the person who voices Mr krabs is also the head guard in The Shawshank Redemption.

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Got a new pin today.

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My brother is getting gaslit by a pokemon clover rom hack. He started playing and he told me it wouldn't work, so I started playing it and it worked fine. He said he played it and saved, but when he loaded it up again later his save file didn't exist. Then when he tried to show me his save file didn't exist his ds factory reset itself and it wouldn't recognized the game cartridge was present. But then when I pluged the cartridge into my ds right after that happened the game came up and his save file was there and everything works fine. This is how creepypastas start.

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Netflix execs after the crackdown on password sharing doesn't work: "Ladies and gentlemen your attention please. We are ready to present our newest invention that will save netflix: Covid-23."