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Make Me Choose Meme - Silver’s long hair or Flint’s long hair
(Both)
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you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up
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I’m gonna tear up the fuckin’ dance floor, dude. Check it out.
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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...
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ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴀʙʏ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ!
PREGNANCY -
❝ We’re going to be parents! ❞ ❝ Did you feel him/her/them kick!? ❞ ❝ Do you want to feel the baby? ❞ ❝ I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. ❞ ❝ Do you think I’ll make a good mother/father? ❞ ❝ What are you hoping for? ❞ ❝ I feel so nauseous today… ❞ ❝ What should we name him/her/them? ❞ ❝ How many diapers do you think we’ll need? ❞ ❝ You’re crying over a puppy? ❞ ❝ Is just strawberry okay? They didn’t have strawberries and cream. ❞ ❝ I’ve read this book four times I’m basically an expert by now. ❞ ❝ Boy or girl? ❞ ❝ Wait, do we have everything on this list I found? ❞ ❝ Can you put the crib together? I’m so tired. ❞ ❝ This kid can come out anytime it’s ready. ❞ ❝ You’re glowing. ❞ ❝ How far along are you? ❞ ❝ Please don’t freak out…but I’m pregnant. I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT. ❞ ❝ Hospital. Now! ❞ ❝ I think that was a contraction… ❞ ❝ The due date’s not until next week! ❞
NEW BABY -
❝ S/He’s your kid before five in the morning. ❞ ❝ We need to go on a diaper run again. ❞ ❝ We’re out of formula–where’s the other can!? ❞ ❝ Ugh, s/he spit up on my good shirt! ❞ ❝ S/he won’t stop crying, I don’t know what to do. ❞ ❝ Please take him/her, I’m going to go crazy with the screaming. ❞ ❝ Is it even possible for a baby to scream so much!? ❞ ❝ Should they be breathing like that? ❞ ❝ I need to go check on the baby. ❞ ❝ If you never put him/her down you’ll spoil him/her. ❞ ❝ Daddy/Mommy’s little girl/boy! ❞ ❝ Good morning, little spawn of Satan! ❞ ❝ Shhh, they’re finally asleep. ❞ ❝ Dammit, I just got them to sleep! ❞ ❝ Be careful, s/he’s a hair puller…. ❞ ❝ Where’s the pacifier!? ❞ ❝ I can’t find his/her blanket, please help me. ❞ ❝ I’ve been up since four this morning, it’s your turn. ❞ ❝ I found you and the baby sleeping in the recliner at six am and it was so precious. ❞ ❝ Stroller, diaper bag, playpen, blanket, bottles, what else do we need before we go to your parents? ❞ ❝ A babysitter!? Are you insane!? ❞ ❝ You’re going to spoil them. ❞ ❝ We can’t go out with the baby, that’s just asking for trouble. ❞ ❝ Baby’s awake… ❞ ❝ S/he’s so precious…. ❞ ❝ This is our son/daughter…. ❞ ❝ We make damn beautiful babies. ❞ ❝ Look at his/her little feet… ❞ ❝ S/he has your eyes. ❞ ❝ Do not dress him/her in that! ❞ ❝ Be careful with him/her! ❞ ❝ Did you remember to pack his/her toy? ❞ ❝ His/her first tooth came in today. Already bit me.❞ ❝ Did you hear that? That was a cough.❞
CHILDREN -
❝ The kids won’t stop fighting. ❞ ❝ We should have another. ❞ ❝ Stop giving them dessert before dinner! ❞ ❝ You’re going to spoil them rotten… ❞ ❝ You need to learn not to fall for the puppy dog eyes. ❞ ❝ I just love them so much!? ❞ ❝ How are we going to break the news to them that they’re getting a brother/sister? ❞ ❝ Their screaming woke the baby… ❞ ❝ I’m a horrible mother/father… ❞ ❝ How can you make the baby hush and I can’t? ❞ ❝ Was that a word!? ❞ ❝ His/her first word better not be a damn cuss word! ❞ ❝ You look exhausted. ❞ ❝ First steps! First steps! ❞ ❝ Watch, s/he can roll over now! ❞ ❝ I don’t want anyone else watching our baby/children. ❞ ❝ They totally wanted to build the pillow fort, not me. ❞ ❝ Can you manage dropping them off? ❞ ❝ Damn terrible twos, right? ❞ ❝ How did they outgrow their clothes so fast!? ❞ ❝ I think we make damn good parents. ❞ ❝ Why are both you and the baby crying? ❞ ❝ Here, I’ll watch him/her, you go relax. ❞ ❝ I haven’t been able to put her/him down all morning/day/night. ❞ ❝ S/he doesn’t want me, s/he wants you! ❞ ❝ S/he just ran into the coffee table, don’t worry. ❞ ❝ Stop fighting with me in front of the kid/s! ❞ ❝ We shouldn’t have dressed the twins in matching outfits… ❞ ❝ Can I hold him/her? ❞ ❝ S/he has separation anxiety because you never put them down! ❞ ❝ My mother always hoped my kids would end up like me…I’m so sorry. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t let them do ____, so they started crying. ❞ ❝ Oh, s/he’s just a little angel! ❞ ❝ Hello, little one! ❞ ❝ I can babysit if you’d like. ❞ ❝ Guess who broke your favorite ____. ❞ ❝ Finally got him/her/them to sleep. ❞ ❝ It’s your turn to put him/her/them to bed. ❞ ❝ I hate bath time. ❞ ❝ Can you help me with the kids for five goddamn minutes!? ❞ ❝ I think ____ is jealous of the baby. ❞ ❝ ___ just hit ___, can you do something!? ❞ ❝ Is locking kids in the basement against the law!? ❞ ❝ They’re cute when they’re quiet. ❞ ❝ Maybe taking them to the park will let out all their energy. ❞ ❝ _____ colored on the walls today… ❞ ❝ Look at the mess they made again… ❞
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❥ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .
longing / endearing one - liners as taken from the website pinterest . customize as you wish !
❛ the first time i met you , i had no damn idea i’d love you this much . ❜ ❛ i wish i could just protect you from everything . ❜ ❛ i noticed you . how could i not ? ❜ ❛ i’ll hold your hand the whole way through , don’t worry . ❜ ❛ i want you . so much . you’re all i fucking think about . ❜ ❛ you are made of comets and stars . do not let anyone treat you as if you are dirt and dust . ❜ ❛ i love how i can just look at you and be happy . ❜ ❛ i woke up and the first thing i wanted was you . ❜ ❛ i love everything you hate about yourself . ❜ ❛ pinky - promise me you won’t leave . ❜ ❛ i’m always tired but never of you . ❜ ❛ you’re it , you’re my person . ❜ ❛ you are the peace i crave in this chaotic world . ❜ ❛ now i wish we never met because you’re too hard to forget . ❜ ❛ i’d pick your thunder , i’d pick your rain ; over anyone’s sunshine any day . ❜ ❛ you steady me and stir me all at once . ❜ ❛ and then i knew that i could become homesick for you too . ❜ ❛ i just want to spend forever getting high off what it feels like to be around you . ❜ ❛ you’ve got something they don’t . ❜ ❛ what a plot twist you were . ❜ ❛ i told the stars about you . ❜ ❛ stay . i need you more than you think . ❜ ❛ you still feel like home . ❜ ❛ come over here and make my clothes smell like you again . ❜ ❛ i want to kiss you and it kills me . ❜
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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.
feel free to change any pronouns that need to be changed. these sentences have been taken from various books / movies / websites to , so i will not take full credit of it.
❛ i believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kisses that last three days. ❜
❛ you must forgive my lips… they find pleasure in the most unusual places. ❜
❛ you’re really wearing that dress like you’re doing it a favour. ❜
❛ tell me… tell me you want me. ❜
❛ take me to bed or lose me forever. ❜
❛ i don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for. ❜
❛ you should be kissed — and often — and by someone who knows how. ❜
❛ your pants , they bother me. take them off ! ❜
❛ how would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views? ❜
❛ i want you. and the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul. ❜
❛ i want you , all of you. i want to feel you inside me , deep inside me. i want you to tell me when you’re going to cum , hear you moan my name and fuck me harder. ❜
❛ WE SHOULD FUCK. like right now , right here. hard , fast. pin me down , kiss me hard , look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before. ❜
❛ your face would look better between my legs. ❜
❛ i swear to god i won’t stop until you’re shaking. ❜
❛ tease me until i’m begging for it. ❜
❛ i wanna do bad things to you. ❜
❛ go ahead. touch it. ❜
❛ i want you inside me. ❜
❛ spank me. it’s the only way i learn. ❜
❛ push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me. ❜
❛ i love the way you fuck me. ❜
❛ i want to taste me on your fingers. ❜
❛ fuck me on this floor right now, _____. ❜
❛ tell me. in your mind , what are we doing in that bed ? are we fucking nice and slow or are you making me sweat for it ? ❜
❛ your lips are like wine and i want to get drunk. ❜
❛ excuse me for being too forward but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like. ❜
❛ now spread your legs and try to tell me all about your day. ❜
❛ i want you to strap me down , fuck me hard and show me who’s in charge. ❜
❛ i won’t say it twice. strip down and get on your knees. right now ! ❜
❛ feel my hand tighten around your throat as my cock slips inside you. ❜
❛ i want you in my bed and between my legs. ❜
❛ i’m not going to deny that i want to fuck you. ❜
❛ i’ll fuck you so good , for so long that the only thing you’ll crave is my hands on your skin , my cock deep in your pussy. ❜
❛ now will you please sit on my face already ? ❜
❛ i want you splayed out on the table like my own personal feast. ❜
❛ did you touch yourself ? ❜
❛ i never knew you were such a dirty girl / boy. ❜
❛ don’t you dare touch yourself today. i want your orgasm and i plan on getting it later. ❜
❛ i’d like to lick your pussy / cock. i’d like to hear you scream my name. ❜
❛ oh god _____ , i can feel you doing it around my cock. i can feel you – that’s it , baby. fuck yourself on me. ❜
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villains are hard to play --
familyispower:
Please remember that just because someone is playing a villainous character doesn’t mean that they don’t love their character, or don’t have a version of it that is perhaps new to you. Respect the muns of villains as much as you would respect any other mun, and remember to work with them.
It is very hard to play a villainous character in a world full of heroes and cinnamon rolls, and the muns who pick them up and are willing to give them a try deserve some extra support and love, because they’re going to need it. Love the villain muns, respect their autonomy as players, and don’t try to force their character to submit to your plot desires just because you’re playing a hero. Heroes might not always win, and heroes are not always more interesting, not always better characters – they’re just typically more popular because most of us want to be good, and it’s a lot easier to self-insert with a morally good character for many people.
Respect your villains. If they’re canon characters, don’t assume that they’re all the same as every other one you’ve seen. If they’re original, respect that their mun is giving you a neat new antagonist to deal with.
Conflict is necessary, and villain muns deserve to enjoy their RP experience, too!
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STAR WARS SENTENCE STARTERS
“ i find your lack of faith disturbing. ”
“ she’s fast enough for you, old man. ”
“ the force will be with you. always. ”
“ never tell me the odds! ”
“ do. or do not. there is no try. ”
“ no. i am your father. ”
“ pass on what you have learned. ”
“ just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes. ”
“ there’s always a bigger fish. ”
“ in time, the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view. ”
“ you can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting. ”
“ i sense much fear in you. ”
“ the day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it. ”
“ i’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. ”
“ power! unlimited power! ”
“ the garbage’ll do! ”
“ you know, no matter how much we fought, i’ve always hated watching you leave. ”
“ oh, my dear friend. how I’ve missed you. ”
“ i’m one with the force. the force is with me. ”
“ judge me by my size, do you? ”
“ you have hate. you have anger. but you don’t use them. ”
“ if you define yourself by your power to take life, your desire to dominate, to possess, then you have nothing. ”
“ your focus determines your reality. ”
“ be careful not to choke on your aspirations. ”
“ in my experience there is no such thing as luck. ”
“ fear is the path to the dark side. ”
“ be mindful of your thoughts …they’ll betray you. ”
“ we’ll take the next chance. and the next. on and on until we win …or the chances are spent. ”
“ stay on target. ”
“ laugh it up, fuzz ball. ”
“ but only you can change yourself. ”
“ i’ve seen your daily routine. you are not busy. ”
“ get your head out of your cockpit. ”
“ page turners, they are not. ”
“ this is not going to go the way you think. ”
“ let’s not have a scene. ”
“ impressive. every word in that sentence was wrong. ”
“ i believe he’s tooling with you, sir. ”
“ my disappointment in your performance cannot be overstated. ”
“ wipe that nervous expression off your face. ”
“ work your magic, buddy. ”
“ i need someone to show me my place in all this. ”
“ and here comes the parade. ”
“ we have them tied on the end of a string. ”
“ i wish i could put my fist through this whole lousy, beautiful town. ”
“ we’ve pulled crazier stunts than this. ”
“ you’re just a child with a mask. ”
“ that was a cheap move. ”
“ your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them. ”
“ fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. ”
“ let go of your hate. ”
“ who’s the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him? ”
“ so this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause. ”
“ great, kid. don’t get cocky. ”
“ that is why you fail. ”
“ we’re gonna do this… ”
“ these are your first steps… ”
“ i assume you need something. desperately. ”
“ i thought he was a myth. ”
“ stop taking my hand! ”
“ i’ve got a bad feeling about this. ”
“ i never ask that question until after we’ve done it. ”
“ women always figure out the truth. always. ”
“ the light – it’s always been there. it’ll guide you. ”
“ princess – general, sorry. ”
“ you still want to kill me? ”
“ that’s what happens when you’re being hunted by a stranger in a mask. ”
“ is there a garbage shoot? trash compactor? ”
“ we’ll see each other again. i believe that. ”
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Oscar Isaac in Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland
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❝ you look tense, let me rub your shoulders. ❞ ❝ will you draw on my back? ❞ ❝ i love it when you sing to me ❞ ❝ i drew a bath for you, let me make you some tea. ❞ ❝ do you want to just stay in bed today? ❞ ❝ come back to bed, it’s barely sunrise. ❞ ❝ should i get out some candles? ❞ ❝ i picked up your favourite wine. ❞ ❝ will you play with my hair? ❞ ❝ i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. ❞ ❝ i think you look beautiful. ❞ ❝ i love you even when you have morning breath. ❞ ❝ i cooked dinner for you. ❞ ❝ i brought you dinner. ❞ ❝ can you just hold me for a while? ❞ ❝ i’m just gonna hold you for a while. ❞ ❝ sing me to sleep? ❞ ❝ i’m going to treat you like a ( queen/king ). ❞ ❝ you’re my whole world. ❞ ❝ a foot rub would be nice. ❞ ❝ are you going to join me? ❞ ❝ may i have this dance? ❞ ❝ shut up and kiss me. ❞
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Your brother’s kind of a dweeb, huh?
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Oscar looks so beautiful in this footage. I don’t know what it was about the lighting and his hair and everything but this scene in particular he’s almost too handsome to be fair. - J.C Chandor, A Most Violent Year Commentary
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A HEIST WITH MARKIPLIER SENTENCE STARTERS part 1
“ Alright, we’re in. ” “ You know the plan, right? ” “ Stick to the plan and you’ll be just fine. But if you deviate from it for even a single moment, I won’t come back for you. ” “ Behind you! ” “ Ah! I mean – who’s there?! ” “ We’re so close to the vault. Stay low, and stay quiet. ” “ This wasn’t in the plan. ” “ Oh, this is it. This is really it! This is what we’ve been working towards all those years. It’s finally ours… ” “ I was hoping you would say that! ” “ We’re safe for now, but we’re not out of the woods. ” “ What? You don’t know how to fly a helicopter? ” “ Now, the easiest way to get these guys on our side is to earn their respect. ” “ The past ain’t the kind of thing to be trifled with. ” “ Oh, so it’s like that, huh? ” “ Maybe I was wrong about a lot of things. ” “ I can tell you have something worth fighting for out there. ” “ You’re like a son to me. ” “ Looks like it might be time to break out of here. ” “ Me? Out there? With you? ” “ I’ve done a lot of bad things. ” “ ...and this is home. For now, anyway. ”
#sentence starters#rp meme#inbox meme#markiplier sentence starters#a heist with markiplier sentence starters
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