Just a sideblog mostly centered on George A. Romero's Martin. Lets just say, I saw the film, I loved the film, now we're here. I dont take the shit I post here too seriously. Neither should you. 99% cringe 1% cursed so good luck..I write awful imagines that are extremely out of character. Did I not say cringe..
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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
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I Was Into Weird Shit When I was Only 6 Years Old
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patrick bateman has always been silly, trust!!
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*whistles* hey everyone! I forgot I had this pic

#martin 1977#martin 1978#martin mathias#john amplas#God fuckin damnit…#the angle tho…#god i wish that were me
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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.
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For some reason I feel like Martin’s love language is “I wanna be yours” by The Artic Monkeys…no you can’t change my mind 💅
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No fr! I did too haha… and honestly same.. I was in an Uber and the guy tried to guess my age.. he way wayyyy off but I was like sure let’s go with that👀😂🤷♀️
To this day, I still can't believe John Amplas was actually 27 when he played Martin. When I first saw the movie, I could've sworn he was in his late teens/early 20s
To be fair, I'm in my 20s and I have a bad case of baby face myself
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Us once it does…

The fandom waiting for the day the director's cut is released to the public
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Honestly!👀😂 Wanna tell me why my weird ass has a thought abt Cuda catching Martin pleasuring himself..and in order to humiliate him… he calls in a priest to f*ck him… Like why??💀😂
AU where Martin is actually a porn film… make it happen!✨💫🌟
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AU where Martin is actually a porn film… make it happen!✨💫🌟
#martin 1977#martin 1978#john amplas#martin mathias#i said what i said#He’s addicted to s*x… not blood and he doesn’t care who he gets it from😂
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Something about Louis being preserved at 33, the age Jesus was when he was crucified, vs Lestat stuck at 34, the porn rule number
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