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;-- hey ya'll i havent been active on here bc ive been over at @proxiism

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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;-- idk if anyone cares on here but i made a new multi @proxiism if you'd be interested

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;-- damn my brain really was like ' okay finish vday art and then never do anything else until im in the mood dont you dare try to push yourself or i will ruin your life ' and now im suffering from blocks left and right and im just laying here like ' damn all this time passing and i havent done anything ' and i feel so unproductive and ugh

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;-- guys i think i hit an art block ouch

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;-- my valentine's sketch thingy i made

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;-- happy valentine's im stan's date

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;-- i'm almost done with this vday art thingy ive been working on so hopefully i can do the finishing touches by tomorrow blep

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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;-- ford and pandora song fr fr after they find each other again after their 20+ years of separation ughhhh

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;-- how everyone else sees stan:

how i see him:

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SABRINA CARPENTER at the 67th GRAMMY Awards (Feb 02, 2025)

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;-- " 'text me a photo?' now you're not even speaking english." is one of my fav stan quotes bc he likes to play hard into the "old man doesn't know anything about the newer generation", but he most def knows what "text me a photo' means and just refuses to play along. he also purposely still uses a landline for his main phone contact just to fuck with people ( yes he owns a cellphone but only his family can reach him through there and everyone else can fuck off ).

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;-- okay nvm i can't focus well yet, so just to be safe, ima take the rest of the week off to just come here, lurk and post random thoughts. im not gonna put out replies and stuff until i can get back into gear and NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT YOU HEAR THAT MAX

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;-- like this for a kiss from one of my fellas of your choosing for valentine's

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;-- random stan headcanons bc yes:

stan is an exceptionally good dancer by accident. he just moves his body to the music and somehow it works. tbh his confidence is what really sells it.

stan has dated so many women, he has lost count. he uses this as a 'show off' statement when he's boasting, but he's actually ashamed of it. girls liked the bad boy side to him, his humor, his smoothness, but when they found someone just as bad but more successful, they would leave him. he struggles with being anyone's favorite, always second best, and it evolved from not being loved enough by his parents. so every relationship he's had had ended with them ditching him or him ditching them first so he doesn't have to deal with rejection, leading to him having commitment issues. unfortunate enough that not all girls he's been with were flings and some genuinely loved him but he never granted that chance to them and with hiding himself using multiple different identities, it was impossible for the girls to go looking for him to rekindling broken bonds. now that's he's older, he really wishes he can settle down with someone and grow old together but he's kinda lost hope. what keeps him going now are his niece, nephew, and his stupid nerd brother.

stan would fight you tooth and nail when it comes to nickleback. he loves that band. catch him singing at the top of his lungs on a saturday morning to Photograph while he makes burnt pancakes.

stan actually has a very tasteful sense of fashion, always has the right outfit for the right occasion and enjoys dressing and getting all freshed up. but he prefers to be in his boxers and tank top while at home.

edit, added in: stan is also very good at punching. when he was a kid, his dad forced him to get boxing lessons at the local recreation center to "toughen him up". at first, stan HATED it bc all the other kids we bigger and too rough for him. he was more of a weapon kind of guy, using his slingshot to throw rocks at others who wanted to mess with him. but he quickly realized that a slingshot alone wasn't enough to protect him and his best friend and brother, ford, after a couple of bullies picked on his brother for his oddity and stan had no means to defend him with just a few pebbles. so this became his biggest motivator from then onwards, to always practice his boxing skills and keep them sharp, so he can have more than just a gun to protect what's precious to him ( sometime when he arrived to gravity falls, he bought himself brass knuckles and they have been his best friends ever since, named Fuck and You bc he's silly like that ).

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;-- sorry this blog has been bare for days now but ill get back in rhythm once i stop coughing up my lungs every two seconds.