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so if someone decided on a whim to smack your antennae could they get your hands stabbed on the wire

<UPSILON> Oh, yes! It would be immeasurably painful, as well!

<UPSILON> I won't be the last to tell you the wires used in my creation were a smidge sharper than need be. They could be quite the formidable weapon, if I ever took that route!

<UPSILON> Not that I would ever need to, with our regions being as boring as they are...

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whats your favorite kind of radioactive drink

<COUNTER> contaminated irradiated water! it's a pleasant habitat for my worm friends and the nutrients that gets filtered through the rest of me helps keep my energy up a little.

<COUNTER> i also can appreciate irradiated lubricants. they did so much to help what they were applied to. i really respect that!

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Gives you. A brick

Great. Thanks. ...What am I gonna do with this.

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do most plants not require water?

<RFADS> so fqascinated by this ask what the hell ever could be the contexst

<RFADS> Oh wait is this about that time quiet said something somthing i hate water plants

<RFADS> No ey didnt mean most plants dont need like whatever or whatever.0ey meant like. Aquatic plants.

<RFADS> Man what a fascinating mind you two must lead.

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if you ever need to fight EA covering yourself in duck tape is a good way to avoid the dangerous blood.. probably

<RFADS> Good to know?

<RFADS> Why would anyone want to fight that girl anyway. Isnt she just kind of rude i guess?

<RFADS> I dont even wantr to know what you mran by 'dangerous blood'.

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you guys are mollusks I've decided

<RFADS> Molssjsuys

<RFADS> Mollusks*?? ???

<RFADS> Uhh what makes a mollusk a mollusk...

<RFADS> an invertebrate of a large phylum which includes snails, slugs, mussels, and octopuses. They have a soft unsegmented body and live in aquatic or damp habitats, and most kinds have an external calcareous shell.

<RFADS> I think our bodiesd are kind of segmented? Both puppet and like.t.he rest of us.

<RFADS> Otherwise yeah I guess we'rem ollusks. Huh.

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DONT DO THAT RETURN IT TO THE BREEDER OR DONATE TO AN AQUARIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what would you do if it turns out the fish you bought for being small turned out to grow large

mmm... i wouldnt know anyone who could take care of it i have absolutely no way of getting enough money to do that all by mlonesome so... id cook it. and eat it too. sorry anon..

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what would you do if it turns out the fish you bought for being small turned out to grow large

mmm... i wouldnt know anyone who could take care of it i have absolutely no way of getting enough money to do that all by mlonesome so... id cook it. and eat it too. sorry anon..

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*draws sword* for the golden apple mystery snail!

WITH MY BOW I STAB AT THEE!!! ...Actually wait THROWS A PEPPER AT YOUR FACE

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does orben get along with other cats?

eehhhhh... unless you count 'ternal, nope... she's got a cattitude. huge sweetie to humans but extremely territorial towards all other mammalians. might notve been socialized properly come to think of it... or she's secretly just a big jerk. either way

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i see our opinions in snails different... Well there is only one way to settle this. A fight to the death

I usually discourage this kinda stuff, but, like, I'm obviously in the right here, so...

Fight me and lose!!!!

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meows at orben

i gave her the message but she just stared at me. rejected. sorry anon..

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Would you rather have unlimited bacon and unlimited games or unlimited games but no games

<APIS> ...Nothing.

<APIS> I'm not really a prolific gamer, and I don't like bacon, so. Unlimited games, but, no games.

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Would orben find a plush of themselves cool or distwrbing I wonder

probably she'd just be vaguely interested in it. not much else. girl is not passing the mirror test.

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quie are you still are does gay for tabby...wtf

...Shut the fuck up. My affection and attraction to her is only natural considering how wonderful and beautiful and sweet and kind and smart and silly and perfect she is. There is nothing out of the ordinary about it. So just. shut up

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What is the best kind of snail and why is it the golden apple mystery snail

WRONG.

Horned Nerite Snail.

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i think that if presented with a child ternal would just stare at it silently the whole time honestly

that's... better than sending it to the fucking labyrinth i guess.