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it will come out ON FIRE and the food will still have the audacity to be cold in the middle. #meme #funny #hotpocket #dankmeme #octopusfeces #tiktok

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i hate when people tell me my crush is ugly. LIKE OKAY HES UGLY TO U. BUT THATS CAUSE UR BLIND CASSIDY #memes #funny #crush #love #friends

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fr tho

like i’ll be in an argument tryna say “bro fuck that i’m done”

it’s be all “bro quack that i’m done”

i just realized that kinda sounded like scratch that

wait no it doesn’t

maybe

idk

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i bet god was watching us storm area 51 like “damn humans are fucking stupid it’s like they wanna die”

humans: THATS RIGHTTTT

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i just realized i said i don’t car.

if i get rear ended by a beat up honda civic i literally don’t car. but if a fucking nice ass car hits me bitch “MY NECK MY NECK”. #meme #imbroke #colledglife #ineedmoney #dankmeme #funny

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if i get rear ended by a beat up honda civic i literally don’t car. but if a fucking nice ass car hits me bitch “MY NECK MY NECK”. #meme #imbroke #colledglife #ineedmoney #dankmeme #funny

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i hate when i’m looking through a series of memes on instagram and at the end it goes “you’ve scrolled this far you might as well follow me”. bitch i moved my finger 10 times to see some probably bad memes i’m not following you. that could have been a nice and worthy meme but NOOOOO. #itsgay #banselfpromotion #meme #getmefamous #ihatemyself #student

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why do i laugh at this shit

*Frozen II sits on a backwards chair*

Hey kids, Hans was a bad guy, but you know what the real bad guy is? Colonialism.

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i was in the mf bathroom cause my friend asked me to go with her and her friend was in thier they talked until she entered the stall. i got bored and started talking to the girl. we eventually made a tiktok. she asked me “hey what’s your name” I RESPONDED WITH MY USERNAME. i go “tikthot.uwu” she goes “no i mean your actual name” i have never been more mortified in my life.