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she looks soft like a chinchilla and red like virginia clay

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"This lovely rat running on dog hardware

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oh yeah, a rat if i've ever seen one, i can imagine this guy yanking on a white boy's hair like it's his job

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my pet squash and stretch

her little t rex arms, desperately attempting felification?

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now that’s a million dollar grimace right there

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wispy little spirit he must rest to restore his magic abilities

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“This was Roxie who lived to 16 and was advertised as a “purebred 2 lb chocolate chihuahua.” When I saw her I thought she was so ugly I had to have her. She cost $25. She was wirehaired and had a little fu manchu mustache and a hyena mane. She was also a grumpy little thing who was more cat than dog and loved bananas and sleeping under the covers. I saw you like scruffy chihuahuas so I thought you’d like her.”

i love her!!! i feel like she smells of cinnamon apple strudel and i love her big eyeballs

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"[ img description: a photoset of tobi, an elderly medium-sized mixed-breed dog in a home interior. tobi is fawn in color with white markings on his toes, chest and muzzle, and holds his ears half-pricked or backwards. he wears a blue collar and has a mass under his left foreleg. tobi's demeanor is playful and he follows the photographer around. ]

tobi, aka mister/señor/monsieur tobi, aka tobito, aka tobi-wan kenobi.

he's nine-ish. rehomed him around eight years ago. previous family said he's a lab/hound mix, but we're not sure this is accurate. he befriends everyone he meets and has a beautiful singing voice."

i can tell by these pics that he is a passionate vocalist! he aught to be performing for packed stadiums of cheering fans

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she’s a big titty having maverick and one of a kind for it

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divine halo of fur encircles the head of the low saint

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do great danes look like this???

she’s got so so much forehead.... must be quite the thinker

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a professional squish face influencer sharing tips for deepening your folds and plumpening your jowls 

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“I don’t know what to say other than that I LOVE her. She FEELS like she should be normal. But I’ve never seen a pit head on a sighthound body before.”

haha if you’ve never seen pit/sight hound mixes i recommend you looking up bull lurchers and bull arabs it’s actually a very popular cross for hunting dogs but nevertheless i respect your refined sense of taste! this lady does just have a touch of unexpectedness about her that i find mystifying indeed, her tiny scoop nose is my favorite part

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god i love this special little guy his white dapper little suit shirt is perfect for his silver fox aesthetic

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YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS A 1 TO 2 YEAR OLD DOG??? YEARS??? THIS THING??? YEARS????

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I want to show you my dog Phineas :-) he's missing most of his lower jaw which makes him look a little funny. his favorite food is cheese and he never stops drooling lol. I hope u enjoy him!

oh very wonderful! your miniature sunbear is outstandingly charming, however did you manage to dress him in such refined couture?

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pure love and joy bliss and peace

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