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odddogs · 1 day ago
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the term gremlin is tossed around like it means nothing on this website, but you can't tell me this ain't Gizmo
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cacw · 1 month ago
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sharonisthebettercarter · 11 months ago
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starting the rumor that homelander got the baculum~<3<3<3
we know that his dick is so big it sits lopsided in the cup--
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and now we know he doesn't need to aim--
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bonus~<3
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homie on a loop pluckin' that silver pube--
conclusion:
there is a bone in that massive schlong--
THO. maybe a soft bone. cartilage~<3
OR considering he seems to have excellent enough control over his dick muscles to fuckin' dampen his cumshot AND THEY ACTUALLY MADE THAT SHIT FUCKIN' CANON I--it's as simple as flexin' that dangly dong or maybe he puts his cheeks into it just like a manbird~<3
hope this helps~<3
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so-much-for-subtlety · 1 year ago
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sue the plastic surgeon who did this botch job!!
in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
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eydilily · 6 months ago
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
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lopsided-soul-patch · 4 months ago
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“I’m sure I haven’t met him before. I would have remembered that lopsided soul patch.”
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tenth-sentence · 7 months ago
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As there is no arrow within the laws of physics that assigns a direction to time, no pointer that declares, "Use these laws in this temporal orientation but not in the reverse," we were led to ask: If the laws underlying experience treat both temporal orientations symmetrically, why are the experiences themselves so temporally lopsided, always happening in one direction but not the other?
"The Fabric of the Cosmos" - Brian Greene
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sharonisthebettercarter · 1 year ago
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stole it from reddit--
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felt it needed it's own special place here~<3
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qupritsuvwix · 1 year ago
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Critical Rage Theory: October 7th was “one” day.
The Israel destruction of Palestine looks like it is going to be one year.
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teaboot · 1 year ago
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Please pray for my son.
There's nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a muppet
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doctorsiren · 7 months ago
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Day 28 of Sirentober / Doctober
Monster / Lies
Available as a print on my Etsy Shop
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beachf4gz · 11 months ago
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i hope no one did this already
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thatnununguy · 6 months ago
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kid named balls
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undeadgoonie · 4 months ago
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more tma doodles …. theyv been very fun to draw as a break from trades
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DOORKEAY BEAM GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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odddogs · 13 days ago
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i want to see her play two recorders
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whosectype · 2 months ago
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Loser dummy loser loser
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