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the term gremlin is tossed around like it means nothing on this website, but you can't tell me this ain't Gizmo
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starting the rumor that homelander got the baculum~<3<3<3
we know that his dick is so big it sits lopsided in the cup--
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and now we know he doesn't need to aim--
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bonus~<3
homie on a loop pluckin' that silver pube--
conclusion:
there is a bone in that massive schlong--
THO. maybe a soft bone. cartilage~<3
OR considering he seems to have excellent enough control over his dick muscles to fuckin' dampen his cumshot AND THEY ACTUALLY MADE THAT SHIT FUCKIN' CANON I--it's as simple as flexin' that dangly dong or maybe he puts his cheeks into it just like a manbird~<3
hope this helps~<3
#homelander#homelander's canonically huge dong#lmfao#the boys#the boys season 4#the boys spoilers#look ma no hands#i can't#this has been a public service announcement#psa#baculum#the bulge is real#lopsided#y'all#jesus christ#that thing is huge#every time i look at it--#i'm still not over it#i'm convinced#shitpost#but only kinda<3
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sue the plastic surgeon who did this botch job!!
in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
#wild life smp#grian#<- is that really... his tag...?#grian fanart#life series smp#wanted to also make him wear skizz's tie specifically bec i hc he cant tie it properly himself so its always lopsided#perhaps later on he then wraps it around his fist#anyway this was A LOT . simpler in my head. never again will i draw rails#eydidraws#my art#trafficblr#mcyt#self indulgent drawing for me . maybe ill post the original sillier sketches later :'D#also kinda failed but i wanted to give the illusion of 8 legs so shadow-arm-sleeve-coat (left) / shadow-arm-shadow-coat (right)#* extra edit for clarification: yes my wl! grian is wearing mumbo's jacket (all the rips) and skizz's tie (unharmed since he fell) :D#maybe when they resurrect next time ill draw them without it lmao
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“I’m sure I haven’t met him before. I would have remembered that lopsided soul patch.”
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As there is no arrow within the laws of physics that assigns a direction to time, no pointer that declares, "Use these laws in this temporal orientation but not in the reverse," we were led to ask: If the laws underlying experience treat both temporal orientations symmetrically, why are the experiences themselves so temporally lopsided, always happening in one direction but not the other?
"The Fabric of the Cosmos" - Brian Greene
#book quote#the fabric of the cosmos#brian greene#nonfiction#arrow#physics#time#pointer#declaration#experience#lopsided#questions
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stole it from reddit--
felt it needed it's own special place here~<3
#the bulge is real#y'all#confirmation#homelander#if ya needed it#homelander's canonically huge dong#lopsided#;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Critical Rage Theory: October 7th was “one” day.
The Israel destruction of Palestine looks like it is going to be one year.
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Please pray for my son.
There's nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a muppet

#Ollieposting#Him crusty lil face just before towel-bath is fucking vacant#Please help my son who is made of dryer lint#Lopsided lil ass#Cats
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Day 28 of Sirentober / Doctober
Monster / Lies
Available as a print on my Etsy Shop
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#sirentober#sirentober 2024#doctober#doctober 2024#yes that is a FO4 Far Harbour quote#but I ofc replaced ‘DiMA’ with ‘Bill’#bro looks lopsided but it’s okay 🤪
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i hope no one did this already
#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#harry du bois#i love drawing his face so fucking lopsided#hes just like me#oh harry
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kid named balls
#homestuck#equius zahhak#do you ever think about how insane his chum handle is#like literally dude is once removed from being named horse cock on twitter#but i also think its literally perfect#the way Equius is a foil to the Striders by being unironically and openly into weird shit#um anyway i drew this to get him made into a keychain and he turned out soooo cute#a lil lopsided tho lol#but i love him still ❤️
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more tma doodles …. theyv been very fun to draw as a break from trades
DOORKEAY BEAM GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
#undeaddoodles#digital artist#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus pod#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#tma fanart#gerry keay#tma gerry#tma gerard keay#tma micheal distortion#gerrymichael#doorkeay#the distortion#probably more tags#anyways#some headcanons:#distortion michael is lopsided#similar to how itd b rude if u pointed out his long hands#his curls are also pretty unkempt#so its flat in some places but still forms rings in most#I ALSO THINK gerry piercings so real. i jus cant decide which ones would work for him#makeup wise …. hes so smudged eyeliner and eyeshadow#hes always on the run always on the move#lipstick is a Sometimes
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i want to see her play two recorders
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Loser dummy loser loser
#If i get top surgery it would probably be keyhole so that’s what Dirk gets#I saw someone once say that Dirk smirks a lot and practices in the mirror and that’s very true in my heart#And it’s like lopsided and funny looking in photos but in the mirror he thinks he looks SO GOOD#Also yeah Dirk pony#my art#Homestuck#homestuck fanart#dirk strider
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