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It turns out that Axenoth knows shadetongue, not quite fluent but he knows enough and offered to try finding any shadow folk that wouldn’t mind taking the job.

Atropa has been very good but I do want to sleep in sometimes….especially after a bad experiment……or drinking…..or drinking a bad experiment.

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a week without Atropa breaking into my greenhouse.

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Still no council, Tridenor refused to apologise to the dryads so now there is a massive oak tree positively flourishing in the middle of what used to be his manor.

Update though, I have been talking with them and now we’re going out to the Rock Bottom Tavern for drinks, and Lyra (she’s an oak dryad, the one responsible for turning Tridenor’s house to ruins) is wonderful!

She and her wife make lovely balms and cosmetics that I’ve been thinking of buying for my sister because technically I still owe her 50 draken after I broke what was supposedly a vase of hellfire BUT IT WAS CHEAP, THOSE THINGS AREN’T MEANT TO BREAK THAT EASILY, SHE GOT SCAMMED AND I DID HER A FAVOUR.

IT WAS FILLED WITH DIRT, STRAIGHT UP DIRT.

DIRT WITH A VIAL OF SUGAR INSIDE.

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Wizard council was cancelled because Tridenor pissed off the local dryads and they destroyed the council tower with overgrowth.

It’s honestly deserved though, he’s an ass and can’t cast the simplest of spells, the man got through his school years with nothing but his family’s money.

I keep telling Quinet to kick him from his seat on the council but the old fool is most certainly on Tridenor’s payroll.

In other news I’ve managed to train the umbral hound, that I have named Atropa, to not eat rats only to spit out the skin and organs.

I do not know where he picked up that habit, usually umbral hounds consume all and i was concerned there may be a medical issue only to remember that umbral hounds don’t get medical issues given they are beings born from shadow and night without a true corporeal form.

He does occasionally still eat my nightshade though, but we’re working on it.

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So the hound is staying with me now.

And by that I mean it won't leave.

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THE DAMNED BEAST BROKE INTO MY GREENHOUSE AND ATE MY NIGHTSHADE

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I just witnessed an umbral hound eat a rat’s tail and then crush it. what the fuck.

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Gods, I fucking hate travelling through redwood forests, every day you get baby red dragons and pseudodragons around your camps and you have to shoo them off constantly.

You can’t even travel with meat for food because then you’ll attract even more and gods forbid the mothers come looking for their offspring, at that point you should just pray that your death is swift and not burn related.

I need to find a different way to get magma slime…but store-bought is so expensive…

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They keep calling me “Odeis The Thoughtless” at the wizard council meeting.

This is untrue, I contain many thoughts, one might say I am even plagued by them.

Anyways, I broke my new crystal ball.