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THIS IS SO....

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Y'all he said that so upset like, "pls granraughter I'm so tired I'm old stop kicking my ass "

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Kuma took one look at sanji’s gay ass and said send him to queer island the dolls will fix him ✨

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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the choctaw vampire hunters in sinners, photographed by eli joshua adé, smpsp.

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every overthinker should have someone to fuck them stupid

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Have you ever been in love with someone who didn't return that love? - Yeah, Lenny… I have. - Didn't stop you from loving them, right? Or being able to understand them or forgive them? - I guess. - Didn't stop you from wanting to protect them… did it?

LENNY NERO & LORNETTE "MACE" MASON Strange Days │1995

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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

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SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGEANCE (2005) dir. Park Chan-wook

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

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ghost nocturne_ ch37

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I feel like post-canon 40!Zoro would just kind of mellow out, keeping his warrior spirit of course but being less on edge and more cheerful. Sort of like early pre-ts Zoro. Anyways one thing about this swordsman is that he brags about his “wife”. A lot. Every time someone challenges him they leave with not only near-fatal injuries and wounded pride but also an earful of how that supposed “wife” is the most kindhearted, gentle, beautiful, strong, talented at cooking person in the world. So word spreads and now everyone is discussing who this “wife” of Roronoa Zoro’s is.

Then one day a young challenger follows Zoro all the way to the All Blue (took at least 3 months), and just sees Zoro being greeted with a kick to the face by some angry blonde guy, who screams at him about being a “good-for-nothing aquatic plant who only knows how to get lost.” And Zoro equally rips back into him ending in a full-blown duel. The poor young swordsman doesn’t even have time to process this before he gets his ass swiftly handed to him by Zoro.

So now the discourse around Zoro’s wife (husband) has gotten even more intense (“Is Roronoa Zoro a victim of domestic violence?”). But you’ll get pirates who defend the missus saying that he cooks you a meal for free if you lose to Zoro and would even encourage you to “train harder and come back to kill him someday” (“??? Is Roronoa genuinely okay??”)

“Wait no guys does that not sound like Black Leg Sanji?”

“Of course not have you seen the bounty posters? Black Leg is a hideous man. Zoro’s wife is actually so fucking hot.”

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Well I did try to draw Sarcean. I will add a spoiler tag just to make sure, since I tried to aim for eh..resemblance.. The Book of course is Dark Heir ! Ilove it