odysseus-of-ithaka

[odysseus-of-ithaka]

ody who turned you onto that freak shit

Diomedes.

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Heya

Been awhile

It certainly has.

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Hello, Odysseus, curious... how did you get your hands on Poseidons trident? I feel he would be able to summon that back to him, no? Or did you just catch him so off guard?

-With respect, Kaisian~

He was busy gloating and being dramatic. So I grabbed it. And he was too distracted to do that while I was stabbing him because... you know. He was being stabbed.

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I want your wife so effing bad.

I'm so done with you all. why did I even make this account.

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*Very not politely smacks you in the head with a baguette*

- @phoquertheanon

What in Tartarus did you just hit me with. Why is that piece of bread so LONG?

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one time someone called you Odysseus of thicka. Do you get it.

Sadly I do, in fact, get it.

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Politely steals your hair

WHYY MY HAIR IS HALF OF MY SELF CONFIDENCE

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Hey Ody!

(you are suddenly smack by a water balloon in the face)

Consider that a gift from Dad (Poseidon) and me! Bye bye!

(and they dive back into the ocean with a gremlin laugh)

@this-orange-anon024

Wow... uh.... okay? thanks? Ow?

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Odysseus in Penelope's outfit

he knows he's serving

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the perfect body type

(noo this isn't a statue of diomedes what are you tallllking about haha.)

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This is penelope . How are you may darling . You look so hot. Jump in the sea with me so you can cool off .

NOPE NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE.

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So Odysseus... I was never breastfed as child... You now what they say!! Better late than never👅👅

WHAT

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*Dumps a bucket of ice water on you and runs away*

WHAT IN TARTARUS?????

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Odysseus- kills over a hundred people, beheads someone

Odysseus, not even ten minutes later- “Oh my son look how much you’ve grown 🥰💕💖 Oh my boy sweetest joy I’ve known 🥺✨🌸”

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??????

Hermes:”GOOD AFTERNOON, DAWLING. GUESS WHO GOT A GF⁉️⁉️✨✨”

ALSO HOW'S ITHACA TREATING YOU, BABE?!✨✨

you WHAT ??? WHO???

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not bisexual as in "i like both genders". bisexual as in diomedes of argos and penelope of sparta.

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HELLO TUMBLR

I think you all know who I am, but I might as well say it. My name is Pisistratus! I am the prince of Pylos and comrade of Telemachus! Feel free to ask questions!

( @odysseus-of-ithaka , @l-l-l-l-legendary)