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And there’s my friends… We do everything friends do. We drink way too much iced coffee, while gorging on carbs.

Love, Simon (2018)

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Me: *watching a show, casually*

Show: *teases a Gay Relationship*

Me:

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Glad to say I have finally perfected the Leah head bob performed during Love Me

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Can we all just agree that Martin should go die in a fire?

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Who else is in full support that on breaks Simon, Bram, Leah, and Abby meet up and go on cute double dates?

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Just a quick reminder that Leah Burke is a ᖱ!ṧᾰṧтḙԻ ♭!ṧḙ✘ṳᾰℓ

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THIS IS RORI, PAIGE, AND I HOLY SHIT I STG

Leah: *small inconvience happens* Thats homophobic

Nick:I thought you were bi?

Leah: Yeah.. and?

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Oreos are gay culture now

oreos are ruined for me any time i see a pack of oreos, or anything related to oreos ANYWHERE im automatically like thats gay. thats really fuckinh gay. wow. gay. GAY

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love, simon as vines

simon, to martin: SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE. NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE.

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nick: hey how much money do you have

bram: uh, 69 cents

nick: oH you know what that means

bram, tearing up: i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget

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martin: i mean, four female ghost busters? the feminists are taking over!

im an adult virgin

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leah: bro i had a dream we fucked

abby: bro its just a dream

leah: hah gay i wouldnt fuck you

abby: you wouldn’t? :(

leah: i mean unless you want to

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ms. albright: i said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe

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martin: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

abby: go back to sleep, and starve

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simon, skipping: hehehehehhe ahahahaha ahaha ryan [bram]

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if you have more add them!!!!!

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I’m 99.9% sure that Becky went to an American Girl store to research for Leah on the Offbeat

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Love, Simon is estimated to come out on DVD on June 12th so find yo girl at her local walmart first thing that morning

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A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.

Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate

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Leah On the Offbeat spoilers with no context

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Leah On the Offbeat spoilers with no context

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Leah on the Offbeat really shows that bi culture is having a crush on every person in your friend group at some point

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Now I need a book from Bram’s POV or Simon’s again talking about how cute the two girls are with each other