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he bit Peter btw
@bstandsforbabydaddy
can i be stolen from my mom
@yeets-cup-at-you
yes stealing u rn
@official-wanda-wilson heads up im fostering babypool for a bit. u retain parental rights and everything im just holdin onto him. he wanted to come over and hang out
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Was not!! I was hiding in my corner of Tumblr
I'm not surprised he bit you ngl
I'm bored
@official-wanda-wilson
I'm sorry, that sounds like a personal problem.
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I was stalking my son's blog and found yours. So it's now your problem
I'm bored
@official-wanda-wilson
I'm sorry, that sounds like a personal problem.
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Ok but just send those into my mailbox andI'll protect them 😇
PSA
Don't open strange packages that arrive on your doorstep.
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Ooh, sounds promising
PSA
Don't open strange packages that arrive on your doorstep.
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why not
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Don't open strange packages that arrive on your doorstep.
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WOAH! That's wOnDeRfUl NeWs!!
Guess what, everyone! This was our first ever crime free day. Keep up the good work!
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I think he just responds to any activity he gets
Omg can I pinch your scarred little cheeks? You're so cute!
@spidey-dad
Fine.
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He practically is. Ask all the Deadpools; he runs off and visits them without telling me.
He's up for adoption if you want him
Omg can I pinch your scarred little cheeks? You're so cute!
@spidey-dad
Fine.
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He runs away from his mom to play with spider-people and other Deadpools
Omg can I pinch your scarred little cheeks? You're so cute!
@spidey-dad
Fine.
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Congratulations! You found one of my "lurking in Tumblr" posts.
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We envision a future where mutants and humans coexist peacefully within the bounds of the law, advancing society into a new era of harmony. With diverse needs and characteristics, we will collaborate with each mutant group to build a brighter future for all.

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We envision a future where mutants and humans coexist peacefully within the bounds of the law, advancing society into a new era of harmony. With diverse needs and characteristics, we will collaborate with each mutant group to build a brighter future for all.

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Damn that's low-key kinda sad
All of you, you’ve worn me out. Every. Single. One. Of. You.
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Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
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I listen & I don't judge.
The pussy purrs for older men and older men only.
…and sometimes Pete Davidson.. but only sometimes!
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How do you suggest I do that?
The pussy purrs for older men and older men only.
…and sometimes Pete Davidson.. but only sometimes!
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