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You don't care about me. You never did

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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

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they've started manufacturing guns for dust mites so that incomprehensible wars can be waged always

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"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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captain rex 💥

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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

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gods' favorite princess 👑

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Patreon | Webtoon

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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reblog if you’re dripping with blood and tears like a suffering homosexual

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rainbow dash thinks hard

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Post: would be awesome if people didn't hate lesbians

Reply: what do you have against women attracted to men

The fresh strawberry banana smoothie going through my straw:

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Eraserhead baby labubu