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Why must we experience consciousness??? Wouldn’t it be preferable to simply put our feet in the soft grass???????

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Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread

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Failed Step One

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Step One: Reblog Multi-Post Meme in Correct Order

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Please reblog if you are gay, bi, asexual, pan sexual, transgender, or a supporter

I’m trying to teach a lesson to my homophobic mother, so every url that reblogs are likes this will be written down and posted all over Niagara Falls

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IM WATH ICNG THE INCREDIBLES AND DOES NO ONE TALK AOB UT THE PART WHERE THEY CRASH IN THE OCEAN AND TO GE TO  TO LAND THE MOM TURN S INTO A BOAT AND HER KI D HIS KICKI NG IN THE WATER?? ?? ?? SUPER FA ST

WHA T THE FRI CK

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don’t you ever forget that the fred movie happened, and more importantly, that john cena played fred’s dad in the fred movie

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Pokemon Mashups

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Happy 200 followers!

How the fuck did I get here? Anyways, as opposed to the last giveaway, I’ll be building you a Magic: the Gathering deck OR a Pokémon team.

General Rules: -Reblogs and likes both count, but only ONE reblog will be counted. -You can only have one of the two. -There will be FIVE winners. -Must be following me.

Magic Rules: -Choose a theme/color(s) and a format -It is only a decklist -I can’t promise budget decks

Pokémon Rules: -Choose a theme/strategy -Tell me if there’s a specific game you want it for or a specific competitive tier -Legendaries that are gift-exclusive will be ignored in most cases

GIVEAWAY ENDS SEPTEMBER 1ST 12 AM EST

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I’m not clear on the extent of the reporting, but I also know some of you aren’t out to your families. You might want to know about this. 

Your privacy and your safety is important.

*hugs you all*

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shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese

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when you accidentally read a spoiler

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okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face “he’s a Keeper”