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And by "up there," I do mean your head. Are you suffering some sort of cognitive impairment which causes you to spew utter nonsense into my inbox, or are you just strange?

Sir is Stanley a chud or a sigma male?

Are you okay? Is everything alright up there?

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Sir is Stanley a chud or a sigma male?

Are you okay? Is everything alright up there?

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Been getting into hearing lately 👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂

But are you listening?

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To rizz or not to rizz that is the question

Charisma is a good thing to have, but, when you phrase it like that? Neither.

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Just came by to drop a draft that was in my folder for a long time, featuring a background study I did of the two doors from the game "The Stanley Parable". I hope you like it!

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Sir Narrator the 1st I think you'll like these #humorous images I found on X.com

These faces are so grotesque.

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Aother OLDDDDD environment study of mine

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Reposting this old TSP environment study of mine! :^) I still really, really love this one. I don’t really render like this anymore—my work is smoother and less blocky—but it’s still super pretty

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..rizz skibidi?

Enough.

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yo can I make out with Stanley? Asking for a friend

Why are you asking me????

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OOC: Whilst I’m here, and breaking character, I thought I’d also state that I’m not particularly comfortable with my rendition of The Narrator being shipped with anyone, really.

Nor am I especially fond of when people gush over him romantically, and such. Though I feel that he himself would find it at least bemusing, (though he’d not reciprocate any of it, in any circumstance), so it sort of exists in an odd middle-ground where it technically is allowed, but there’s no guarantee that I’ll respond to it, and if I do there’s a significant likelihood that it won’t be in a way you like.

That said, though, this rule/boundary is subject to change. If it gets too overwhelming for me, I’ll simply disallow it. Easy as that.

That’s all from me,

Cheers.

are you and stanley... you know... 🏳️‍🌈

No. We are friends, and really, that is all.

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OOC: Hi! Thought that, after answering this one, I’d throw it out there that the moderator of this blog (that’s me, hi!) really does not enjoy stannarrator as a ship—as any relationship beyond platonic. For a number of reasons, though my reasoning isn’t important so much as the simple fact that I do not enjoy it, and it makes me uncomfortable. A squick, my notp, if you will.

I’ve received a couple shippy asks on here since the beginning of pride month, and I won’t be answering any of them, nor any that I get in the future unless I actually see a need to.

I am not completely oblivious as to why people might ship them, and I don’t especially care if you do, or do not, but I do not want to bring it onto this blog.

Cheers.

are you and stanley... you know... 🏳️‍🌈

No. We are friends, and really, that is all.

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are you and stanley... you know... 🏳️‍🌈

No. We are friends, and really, that is all.

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🗣Skibid rizz

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Can I skibidi rizz stanley?

I implore you people to stop sending me messages with the words “skibidi” and “rizz” in them.

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100 posts!

Already? I’ve not even had this blog a month!

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I truly love it when people make fan-art of the game—the office—itself. I don’t see it very often! A treat every time, I’m glad to see the evironment design hasn’t gone completely unappreciated.