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↳ MATT MARTIN ARRIVES | NYI v. NYR | 4.13.24 | © MICHAEL MOONEY

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“If this year has taught us anything, it’s that when we stick together like brothers and we work together and we stick with it, we can fucking do anything. Alright, we brought ourselves back from the fucking dead this year and it’s a credit to everybody in this room” - Connor McDavid

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Occasionally you will find yourself making sweatshirts for a hockey team that is only funny to the people who are chronically online.

And then you manifest the first three goals in order!!!!!!!!!! #worthit

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Lord Stanley's BINGO: Daily Report

Finally, another eventful evening!!! @imperatorrrrr and I here for the summary.

Round 1 — Apr 26, 2024 ✔️ Something unusual on the ice mid-game (Six!!! Catfish on the ice, VAN - NSH Gm 3 and Kings fans throw trash onto ice, EDM - LAK Gm 3 (I can't find a good photo but I was at this game and saw it with mine own eyes-- don't throw trash onto the ice folks.)) ✔️ Game paused for maintenance of the rink (17:28 left in the 3rd, NYR - WSH, Gm 3) ✔️ Captain fights someone (Adam Lowry fights Miles Wood, WPG - COL Gm 3) ✔️ Gordie Howe hat trick (Evander Kane, EDM - LAK Gme 3) ✔️ A review that takes more than 5 mins (After the Andreas Englund hit on Evander Kane + ensuing scrum, EDM - LAK Gm 3)

If you think we missed something, please let us know; but, don't let our lack of inclusion of anything stop you from crossing it off!

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‘Extracurricular activities’ in EDM - LAK Gm 3 | 4.26.24

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my wife is a bitch, etc.

leon draisaitl | EDM @ LAK | 04.26.2024

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A photo I took at the EDM - LAK game today.

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Lord Stanley's BINGO: Daily Report

There were no Bingo worthy things yesterday, and today we had only 1 again! @imperatorrrrr and I here for the summary.

Round 1 — Apr 25, 2024 ✔️ Goalie pulled mid game (Ilya Sorokin, NYI - CAR Gm 3)

If you think we missed something, please let us know; but, don't let our lack of inclusion of anything stop you from crossing it off!

Want to join in the fun? Use this link to auto-generate your own card. Once you have generated a card, make sure you save it as it will generate a new card every time you click the link. Feel free to generate multiple cards! If you make posts, please tag us or '#2k24 nhl playoff bingo' so we can keep up with your progress!!!

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Sydney Esiason Martin in the best outfit featuring the New York Islanders WAGs Playoff Jacket 2024 (from her public Instagram story)

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dude.........

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Hurricanes @ Islanders | Round 1, Game 3 | April 25, 2024

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via flapanthers’s ig story

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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if i was dying and you could save me but letting me die would guarantee that the devils win the cup at least 3 times in the nico era, what would you wear to my funeral?

Jesus thats dark. I love how we are just straight up assuming i wouldnt save you. I will neither confirm nor deny this assumption.

But uh, obviously it would have to be a black jersey jersey and black jeans. And ill do one of those like black veil headbands over the face.

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you have to narrow all of the NHL mat(t)(hew)(s) down to 3. Who are the survivors?

Matthew Tkachuk (obviously)

Matt Martin (also obvious)

Annddddd the third one was hard. But im going with Mat Barzal because I just killed him so I feel bad BUT hes also so important to the isles. Like we would literally never win anything if hes gone.

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FMK Tito Chucky Barzal

Heres my secret, i am not a barzy fucker. I know. Im sorry folks.

Fuck: chucky (obvi)

Marry: tito (i feel he is just so positive and joyous, i feel this would be good for my mental health long term)

Kill: barz (im sorry kid)