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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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Send ▲ if you’d ship our characters romantically together.

Send ▼ if you’d ship our characters sexually together.

Send ► if you’d ship our characters platonically together.

Send ◄ if you’d ship our characters in all of the above ways.

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Starter Call?

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Rp Partners: So you want to plot something?

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( open to all ) 

“I’m still focused on this whole werewolf with blue claws.”

“Run that by me again?”

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Floating See-Through Dome Lets Fish Look At The Outside World

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me,the first time I read smut: okay, the door is locked, the curtains pulled, the shutters closed, my back is to the wall and I will close the tab at the first sound I hear!  *blushes through two paragraphs of pure vanilla*

me reading smut now: well, this bus is crowded, and it’s a long ride…. I know just the fic! *poker face through 20 chapters of kinkfest.*… Nice.

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“Oh please. In this world, there’s no such thing as innocent.”

“So what is it? I’m being hunted? Dying? There’s a group of hunters coming to town and they might kill me if they find out who I am? Surprise me.”

                   “No idea, I am an innocent man                       ——- you’re the one with the twisted mind.”

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Send One to My Muse: After Bad Sex Meme [NSFW]

"Could you use more lube next time?"

"Dicks are meant for sucking, not biting."

"Did I mention I might have [STD]?"

"Did you even come?"

"Did you even get it in?"

"Don't cry, it wasn't /that/ bad."

"Don't forget the balls next time."

"Hickies don't belong there."

"I can't swallow all that."

"I didn't mean to drop you, ok?"

"I didn't mean to hurt you."

"I don't think I'm into that."

"I don't think we're sexually compatible."

"I hate hair-pulling."

"I said I'd try it once. You can't pay me to try it again."

"I think it ripped."

"I think it's broken. Call the ambulance?"

"I told you not to bruise me there."

"I'm just gonna go..."

"I'm not supposed to bend that way."

"It felt like being stabbed from the inside-out."

"It wasn't the best, that's all."

"It's kinda loose."

"It's kinda short."

"Let's pretend this didn't happen."

"Maybe the kitchen counter wasn't a good idea."

"Maybe we shouldn't do this again."

"Never again."

"No, it actually hurt."

"Real life isn't a porno, what's wrong with you?"

"Sorry I couldn't get it up."

"Sorry I wasn't in the mood."

"Sorry, but I don't think this is going to work out."

"The way you pinch doesn't feel... Good."

"Those weren't good screams."

"Was that a yeast infection?"

"We might need a strap-on."

"Were you a virgin, or just that bad?"

"Why couldn't you swallow?"

"Why don't you listen to the safe word next time?"

"Why were you crying? Was I that bad?"

"Yeah, it was really that bad."

"Yeah, um, the clitoris is a thing."

"You didn't make me come."

"You dropped me!"

"You have no rhythm."

"You hurt me."

"You should go to a doctor; they shouldn't be that color."

"You taste like urine."

"You were supposed to go slow."

"You're never touching my boobs again."

"You're not a starfish, why did you act like one?"

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“Werecats do the same thing,” Kenna said, her head cocking to the side. “I don’t know. The werewoles here are different from the ones in Beacon Hills,” she said with a shrug, then looked over her shoulder, glancing at the pack of shirtless boys who were munching on food as if it was their first meal in forever. “How do you not...go crazy with all of this?”

            “It is kind of a regular thing around here                ——- the transformation from human into wolf is  so  powerful,                          that every piece of clothing BURSTS into pieces, so they                          usually don’t even BOTHER  to  put  on  much  more  than                          cut-off shorts if they are  around  patroling.  Keeping  the                          amount of clothes they have to rebuy to a MINIMUM.”

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silverspeedsterpietro

“The light was not that far from you. What was the whole point of using the super speed?”

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“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.” CHARLOTTE BRONTË, JANE EYRE 

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cvnnweller

“Yeah, that’s nice.”