oh-to-be-a-murderer

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

I MADE IT TO TOP 3?????

Imagine being loved by someone so much that they tagged you in this

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Wonderful

*after the day out she brought him back to his house*

So? You gonna deny you enjoyed it?

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

It adds, you forget what the sun feels like

Question. How do Humans survive high school. How.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Considering how you don't have a choice and love you- you're going.

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Because I've been trying to get you to come to my bakery and you've been ignoring me.

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Hmm how about no

*she warps a few steps behind them*

*he walks a few steps ahead and she ends up warping right back again*

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

*is getting dragged*

Yup!

*somehow still content and happy*

Where we going?

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

//OOC//

HI I NEED HELPPPPPP

So I have a Bruce and I want him to be settled and have a wife and live a simple life. And I want the wife to be an Oc. Like NEED the wife to be an Oc. Does anyone have an Oc that is looking for a Beuce as a husband?

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

*squints eyes at him. Reconsiders. Smirks*

Too bad

*she warps them to a random house*

Hi, we are currently in Romania

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

"Oh no- don't stress about this! Do you need help cleaning your glitter?"

" 'Vonna!" Nana came wandering in, searching for Ravonna. No sight of her whatsoever. "I need help!"

Ravonna is trying to clean up some glitter that's been spilled around the apartment

"what's the matter?"

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

First off yes it probably is and second off you are my parent let's go!

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Somewhere safe

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

"Oh..." she looked surprised. "Looks liek you're in more trouble than me" shaking her head. "It's fine go on!" She turned around. Then- ravonna saw it. Her left clutching a knife that was halfway into her back.

" 'Vonna!" Nana came wandering in, searching for Ravonna. No sight of her whatsoever. "I need help!"

Ravonna is trying to clean up some glitter that's been spilled around the apartment

"what's the matter?"

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Nana: *casually* Someone just called me my deadname

Bucky: ...YOU'RE TRANS??????

Nana: ???? No???? I had to fake an identity to sneak into darjeeling and made some local friends with the neighbours to get information and one of them recognised me?

Bucky: oh okay... WAIT YOU WHAT-

@official-buckybarnes

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Well unfortunately for you and fortunately for me you have a child and she is me and she is ready to attach herself to you by the waist. *grabs a hand cuff and clicks it in place with herself and your wrists*

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

You are my dad and I'm gonna call you that

DAD YOURE BACK

Don't call me dad.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

You'll never be able to read what this says if you're a white mode user

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