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Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

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I swear to god I'm gonna [remembers to make threats comedic so people don't get worried] put on spandex and start terrorising Gotham

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The Sanders Sides fandom for the past several years:

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sides as penelope scott songs. autism essay by me 4 me.

roman - GIRLS ALWAYS RIGHT "and when i'm finally not sorry, it turns out i was the bitch all along" its!! its his current crisis. im always hysterical arent i!! when im sorry i shouldnt be when im confident i shouldnt be. turns out i was the bitch all along!! its about the fact that it used to be Better but now everythings complicated and messy and bad. listen to me. Listen. im speaking to like 20 people and i need you all 2 hear me. roman fans. this is your song. GO LISTEN 2 IT. runner-up: BRITTLE BABY ! its him throughout the entirety of "moving on" and also currently. sorry. shout out to roman for being the most broken up with guy ever.

logan - AMERICAN HEALTHCARE "with god as my witness / i did not go to (med) school for THIS" its about being someone who is Good by societies standards and then realizing that society is awful. the world is sick and getting worse. your optimistic scientific self was wrong. your skills were never gonna be used for a greater good. this system is violent. runner-up: CABARET its about not being listened to. so YOU KNOW.

patton - SOAP "from slipping through my raccoon claws / except for (soap)" its nostalgia. being overwhelmed, being afraid. knowing that something is just slightly Wrong. knowing that no matter how hard you try you'll keep messing up. trying your best and still messing up. its. its him. runner-up: TIME OF MY LIFE self reinforcing toxic optimism baby!! itll be ok it has to be things will change but it will be ok :)))

janus - THIS NIGHT WILL NOT SUCK "i'll pull you through quicksand / i'll snatch you from hell" its a love letter to thomas ok? its about saving your bestfriend. its about knowing the world is awful and terrible but Goddamnit, this night will not suck. its about hope and self care. it everything 2 me. runner-up: BORN2RUN a song about hope and fighting and doing the right thing, damnit, because you must fight to make this life better for yourself.

remus - BAXTER 3RD IS UNDER FUCKING SIEGE "some songs feel the way it feels to have a rib out of place" discomfort death and gore and revelling in it. jesus. its about acknowledging the self as a disgusting amoral beast and laughing at the concept. "in being such a filthy frigid lysol huffing whore" HE WOULD SAY THAT. runner-up: MEXICO runaway to mexico. die. who fucking cares?

virgil - SWEET HIBISCUS TEA "heres the thing, i can't do anything right / try as i absolutely, totally, might” every lyric could be season 1 dialogue of his. ok? its fear turned to apathy. its anxiety. its laughing in hopes face. really? i shall become something? ok, asshole. its all burning. i am tired. the world is wrong. god its him. runner-up: DUMPSTER its so fucking funny. to believe that you could have a future. god, raise your children in the dumpster.

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@lickoutyourbrains suggestion form my post thought it was a cute idea soni disighted to pick it!!✨

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omg... the sides...

original image:

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do you ever care about something really really hard for three seconds and then stop caring completely. like ok im fine now actually. dont know what came over me

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Once that Deceit | Janus Sanders plushie I ordered comes in i can confirm if he is really 3 apples tall

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what are some fun list ideas… I’m trying to think of fun things to put into lists, I’m going to think of ideas

- top 5 meals that make me happy to look back on

- a list of things I am always forgetting (water bottle, my nans bday, what I dreamt abt last night)

- 5 pieces of media I consume to numb my brain

- a list of my favourite responses to say in convos

I will ponder on this more

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anguish, torture and all circles of hell actually. fucking let me draw my OCs!!!!!

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a long list of things that are confirmed as canon in sanders sides:

Virgil hates flying

Logan is afraid of what's at the bottom of the ocean

Roman is absolutely terrified of the dark (and screams like a final girl in a horror movie when he's scared)

The sides can change how the others look

Virgil can in fact control shadows/darkness

Patton made up a game called "patton cake" and it is very messy and confusing to play

Janus is cold-blooded and sheds his scales

Remus and Roman both have sustained long-lasting injuries

Logan can't "duck out" like Virgil did

Logan has a literal "thinking cap" that he wears

Roman and Remus can conjure living things

Virgil has kept/stolen items from both Logan and Janus

Logan and Virgil are great at giving each other gifts

Logan's gifts that he gives are usually some form of money

Virgil hates being babied

Patton has no idea where babies come from

Logan called puns his "forbidden fruit spread" and has actually made several dad jokes on purpose

Both Logan and Roman have fainted over crofters

Virgil cannot skateboard to save his life (but still pretends he can to seem cool)

Roman insults things as his way of showing love, and has in fact made fun of nearly every side

Patton is allergic to cats and Remus is allergic to soap

Remus deliberately attempts to smell bad

Logan said crofters are the only thing that understands him

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hobbies the sanders sides would have imo

patton - golfing or croquet, just the most dad hobbies possible. and he would 100% have a trophy room, not exactly for showing off, but because he is insanely good at the games?? he tried to teach some of the others but they got annoyed at how good he was and stopped trying.

roman - cosplay, i mean he is LITERALLY creativity, of COURSE he would do cosplay. he has a separate closet for his cosplays, and every single wig has a head that it sits on. he says goodnight to each wig before sleeping too. and EVERYTHING is diy, not a single peace is made by somebody else.

logan - building lego sets, and i mean ANY lego set, the easy ones, the hard ones, honestly he would start creating his own builds and make instructions for them. they would be insanely difficult but he would be proud of them.

virgil - scrapbooking, he would keep everything, every card from patton, every list from logan, all the song lyrics and poems from roman and just sit at his desk when he cant sleep and scrapbook while listening to his playlist.

janus - writing, and he is so good at it too?? like thrillers and detective stories, and he would definitely do it on a typewriter. i just imagine him sitting in his office, a glass of wine in hand, the only light coming from a candle, and he's just looking at the final page of his novel and smirking slightly

"yup, this one goes to the safe"

remus - origami, dude is absolutely cracked at it. he doesnt even need tutorials, he just figures it all out. it started with simple, not even weird ones but as he got better he started making up his own origamis and now janus doesnt have paper to write anymore and logan doesnt have a way to print his lego instructions. remus' origami are gigantic, human sized and really professional looking, but its only monsters at this point.

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guy who can only talk in fish puns: holy carp

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i love seeing a word i dont know the meaning of and looking it up ❤️ i love new word ❤️ i love u dictionary ❤️

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finished sides inspired journal pages! roman and remus' are my favourite ones :)

little explanations below the cut :)

i tried to make them fit the sides personalities! little things i thought about: roman and remus both have little milk carton to match, and roman has a queen card while remus has an ace.

there's a banana on janus' for bananaconda, and like logan he has some wine related things.

logan's has a little thing that says "would you like another glass of wine" and janus' wine bottle is drink right for two! logans page also has the orange tape stripes and the orange peel sticker :)

i tries to make pattons cluttered with as many happy blue things i could find. the frogs obviously for pattons little pixel frog! also the sheep cause theyre cute as fuck.

the VOID in virgils is a train ticket i saved from a london trip after my tickets printed weird. so glad i kept it!

thats all the little tidbits i have but i am so happy i hang on to scraps and any trash i find cute cause it means i get to make things like this!! i had so much fun with these.

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"Oh you like [x character] a lot!! What's their lore/your favorite thing about them/other questions to ramble about your fav? :)"