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My Dad scared the shit out of me around smoking cigarettes so bad that ALL my childhood nightmares were of my family smoking cigarettes. I literally did not have nightmares of any other kind.

Then my Dad thought it'd be a great idea to come home with candy cigarettes and pretend he had started smoking and I had a screaming breakdown on the kitchen floor.

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missing the very special couple in the rain ☔️

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Big tail… big horns… love🥹

(WAKE UP EVERYONE NEW DAN HENG DROPPED!)

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IMBIBITOR LUNAE

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what in the 4d chess are they playing 😭

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floof

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Nothing like contacting someone a year after their loved one has died to ask if all their limbs were found broken after a mysterious fire because some moron called us because she heard something from a "friend of a friend" but is also anonymous so I can't ask any follow up questions and just have to go in blind.

I just know I'm going to get dragged in family weirdness of cosmic proportions on this one.

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if you had any hope of breaking me, you should have spent those endless cycles refining your rhetoric. you had infinite chances to sway me into the future you want... and yet here we are. the score: 33,550,336 to 0. so tell me, lycurgus-- who's the real loser here?

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a cold summer

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is it casual now?

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please, give it back

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exclusive picture

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this happened. by the way