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[ohhey-niall]

Niall Horan on Lux’s scooter in various life threatening situations

I introduce to you the One Direction fandom

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Happy birthday. Cherbear. Now do I get some cupcakes?

Its My Birthday!

"And I’ve got cupcakes! I’m so happy"

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No. I’m sorry, alright?

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Were you expecting a dick answer to go with it too? Because I can lie and give you one.

I was just asking…

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I play a Lauren fc in one and they are together, aw. I just --- I met him a few weeks back. And his hugs are like butterflies flying over a meadow. Magical.

I’m a Perrie fc in another rp and she bout to do the do with the ashton fc I’m CRYIN it’s the cutest.

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Much bigger, considering I'm the Prince of Ireland.

Is this bigger than the new baby prince?

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GHDJFGJHFJ; 

THIS BOY IS WHY I'M FRAGILE.

IM CRYING OMG. I CAN’T HELP IT HE’S A LIL SLUT.

[ohhey-niall]

Always, yup. S’okay though. Did they give you pain meds or something that made you a dick?

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far from little

far from little

far from little. 

Sorry Ashton's just my bby and I -- brb.

[ohhey-niall]

Is my weird showing? M'sorry, but then again, I'm really not. Oops.

Yeah, and your weirdness in general. It’s cool though. Ouch, Nialler. That hurts.

[ohhey-niall]

Weird jokes, aye? To be honest here Zayn, everyone's tired of you. We just don't want to hurt your wittle feelings.

Of course they do! I’ve told ‘em all about your weird jokes ‘n stuff.  Pft, of course they’re not tired of me. Could anyone really be?

[ohhey-niall]

This is why I don't do love, or anyone for that matter.

I try to do all this stuff, yet she ignores me. Okay, forget you then.

[ohhey-niall]

They do? Are they getting tired of you already? 

Well you better feel up for it. They wanna meet Uncle Nialler. 

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Quite big, in fact, we should make this a royal ceremony.

Yay! And I don’t go around touching just anyone’s face so this must be a big moment for you.

[ohhey-niall]

Maybe tomorrow if I'm feeling up to it. I don't know, we'll see.

Hm. Well if you need any company, I can bring the babies over. They’re the best at cheering people up and at cuddling.

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I know, I just didn't want anyone there. It was the worst experience ever. Eh, it's getting better. They released me last night.

But, you’re one of my best mates. You’re alright though, yeah?

[ohhey-niall]

I don't know about Sex god, but I don't think you would. And if you do get called that, consider them all a shower of cunts and keep walking. That's what I do.

Well if I get seen with the sex god Niall Horan then I will be considered a loser