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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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Obi-Wan's apprenticeship with Qui-Gon is a horse girl movie but they both think the other person is the horse.

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Interrogator: now that I have administered the truth serum, I will begin with the questioning, and you will be unable to resist answering truthfully! Interrogator: Commander, what is General Kenobi's greatest weakness? Cody, through gritted teeth: praise kink Interrogator: :/ Cody: :/ Rex and Obi-Wan in the ceiling vent: :/ 😳

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But is it the beach master?

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

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Not to mention that anyone who really pushed the issue would have Qui-Gon's impressively sized boot up their ass and not even the council argues with him much anymore. Not when he's the "secret" source of Grandmaster Yoda's, um, smokables.

Obi-Wan: *sitting in a negotiation class, bored because he knows this lesson from his work with his master*

Teacher: Padawan Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: *ready to be used as an example for what not to do in a situation, as usual, sighs* Yes, Master Lee?

Teacher: What is that smell? I swear upon the force I have been trying to figure out which one of you smells like that for the past five minutes. It’s making me very hungry it smells like soup.

Obi-Wan: *sheepishly moves a bowl onto his desk* I accidentally studied though lunch. I had a ramen bowl in my bag and stole Garen’s water bottle-

Garen: Hey!

Obi-Wan: And I found out how to boil water with the force so. Lunch time.

Teacher: *head in hands* Alright. I’ll allow it because it’s not worth it to argue with a hungry teenager.

Obi-Wan: *knows fully well he could start openly eating a full meal in class with the strictest teacher and they wouldn’t stop him because he’s been known to go feral and start biting if someone tries to intervene while he’s eating after Melida|Daan* …thanks.

Garen: Ugh. Now I have no water.

Obi-Wan: sorry.

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Now I'm just picturing Rodney and John making out somewhere nearby on a beach chair while Ronan runs around, full birthday suit, and Radek just sipping a fluted glass of horridly tasting but effective moonshine.

Teyla sticks to sunning herself away from the madness.

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Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

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For 153 days, we’ve seen Palestinians taking care of not only fellow humans by sharing food with each other, helping save people from under the rubble, carrying random bloody strangers to hospitals, and lending a helping hand at any given, but we’ve also seen them, constantly, taking care of animals during the genocide.

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Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin

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babygirl what did you expect

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Okay, my simmers, what the hell mod do you think is not identifying the crystal creations pack? I've updated T.O.O.L., Better Exceptions, BBB, and UI Cheats to the latest versions. I double checked today that they're the most current. I also restarted BBB/Organized debug.

Halp.

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The hard truth about autism acceptance that a lot of people don't want to hear is that autism acceptance also inherently requires acceptance of people who are just weird.

And yes, I mean Those TM people. Middle schoolers who growl and bark and naruto run in the halls. Thirtysomethings who live with their parents. Furries. Fourteen-year-olds who identify as stargender and use neopronouns. Picky eaters. Adults in fandoms. People who talk weird. People who dress weird.

Because autistic people shouldn't have to disclose a medical diagnosis to you to avoid being mocked and ostracized for stuff that, at absolute worst, is annoying. Ruthlessly deriding people for this stuff then tacking on a "oh, but it's okay if they're autistic" does absolutely nothing to help autistic people! Especially when undiagnosed autistic people exist.

Like it or not, if you want to be an ally to autistic people, you're going to have to take the L and leave eccentric, weird people alone. Even if you don't know them to be autistic. You shouldn't be looking for Acceptable Reasons to be mean to people in the first place. Being respectful should be the default.

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Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles* Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him? Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.