okinawa-oneway
okinawa-oneway
More bounce to the ounce.
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okinawa-oneway · 5 months ago
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hoping that 2025 is the year where it stops being so popular to believe that something being a coping mechanism for trauma means it’s above any criticism
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okinawa-oneway · 5 months ago
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Everybody claims they're in therapy so I'm starting to think it's just not working
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okinawa-oneway · 8 months ago
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And in a plot twist everyone saw coming, my loving, kind, supportive, amazing husband has cancer.
Some days i look up and realize that I’ve been married nearly a decade to a man that thinks I’m the sun and moon and stars and wonder what makes me deserving of such a thing.
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okinawa-oneway · 9 months ago
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Some days i look up and realize that I’ve been married nearly a decade to a man that thinks I’m the sun and moon and stars and wonder what makes me deserving of such a thing.
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okinawa-oneway · 9 months ago
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Sometimes I just need to type to get it out then backspace. Cause it’ll be a cold day in hell before i overshare online.
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okinawa-oneway · 1 year ago
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Such losers
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okinawa-oneway · 1 year ago
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Husband brought me chocolate and roses cause my period started.
It’s so lovely over here
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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Not taking your meds doesnt make you quirky. The rest of us are suffering
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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Dylts? Ayhrn? Dyegn? Ays? Ihyfygiit? Ygm? Yttnywiwy?
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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My biggest flex in continuing to learn French is when I’m having a convo with a native speaker and I mention being American and theyre shocked to find out I’m not from a francophone family. Also that my son speaks like it’s his first language.
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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A slave to your desires ? Pathetic
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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Gone off champagne and an edible at the Hozier concert in Belgium. I know one Hozier song and it’s the exact one you’re thinking of
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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I def use all my southern slang when talking to my foreign friends and just leave it up to chance if they can figure it wtf I’m talking about
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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One of my biggest pet peeves in tv/movies is when a villain is established as a ruthless killer who kills indiscriminately with little to no remorse and yet for some unexplained reason when they cross paths with the protagonist they only injure/ knock them out/hold them hostage….basically anything but kill them.
They’ll show an antagonist double tap a kindergartener because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time but when they finally get their hands on the main character that they’ve been trying to kill for 7 straight episodes, they need to torture them or whatever plot device keeps the good guy from dying.
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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This man had a baby on her. I wish she wanted better for herself but i can’t make a 50 yr old woman love herself
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okinawa-oneway · 2 years ago
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Things are not always as they seem, unless it seems like a weird sex thing, in which case things are usually exactly as they seem. Proceed with caution
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