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Why is the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
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If you're going out, can you swing by the store and get me some potato chips? The wrinkly kind in the bag, not the weird ones in the tube.
And another 6 pack of root beer. The good kind. Not that crappy store brand kind.
And some red vines.
And I think your Mom wanted to make some sandwiches for lunch tomorrow, so maybe check with her before you go, see what she needs.
food? gimme food? - Paul
I have no food. @old-fart-official hasn’t been out grocery shopping for a while now but I got a new car so we can go get some food together?
#ya know what?#there's a list on the fridge#you can just do the shopping while you're out#since you've got a car now and all#and apparently too much free time on your hands#sam#ic
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I’m DTF
Down To (have) FUN (with my sons)
@dwayne–official @marko-official @paul—official @david–official
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Awesome blog old man. Keep it going. <3
Oh, well...hmmm. Thanks.
#Ooc: thank you darling!#Mun's been busy#But this was super nice to receive#Even if the old man is too shy to say so#asks
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The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906
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FOOD, OLD MAN??? - Paul
@paul—official You asking if I’ve got any or you asking if I’m gonna share?
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The Lost Boys Directed by Joel Schumacher (1987)
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Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
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After pictures of the finished Texas Dall sheep, including a bunch of rebuilt horn at the base 🐏
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Rearranged the skull cabinet to fit the new South American sea lion in.
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FOREVER COLLECTING DEAD THINGS, now on a t-shirt and a tote bag (to join the iron-on patches, and stickers). https://www.etsy.com/uk/VectorThatFox/listing/615707688/cat-skull-taxidermy-illustration
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have u guys seen the tibetan sand fox
this is a real animal. ur welcome.
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