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FOUND IT

What if Robby takes her girls for a beach date for the first time:((( and her daughter isn’t even one year old but she’s learned to sit so except for Robby swimming he’s lying next to her playing with sand with the cutest hat on her head:((((((

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Jack doing the dad walk after you give birth while he carries the baby in the carrier😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and his biceps are bulging and he looks so hot

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oh season two robby is gonna have me in a chokehold

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I love how raspy Noah’s voice has gotten over the years like that testosterone really increased and turned him into a fucking MAN GAAAA

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idk what's Angela's problem or what she's up to but I know if she hurts Pope I will bite her in the ASS

and also why does she look sooo much like young Smurf?????

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Summer smut in loading after I post the wedding fic😩

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i'm sorry

https://www.tumblr.com/oldermenfucker/787350540550094848/ugh-just-imagine-being-one-of-the-women-noah-had-a?source=share

WHERE THE FUCK CAN I HEAR THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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IDK WHERE HE SAID IT I SAW THE POST ON HERE AS WELL SKKSKSKSKS

“The first time i took two women to my hotel room” the FIRST TIME?!?!?!?!?!

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nice to see a fellow pillow princess on the main

it’s not that i’m lazy i’m just a receiver lyke

You get it!!!! I’m just too submissive when it comes to women😭

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Summer smut in loading after I post the wedding fic😩

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Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"

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oh season two robby is gonna have me in a chokehold

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S4e8 Pope is so hot I’m crying😭

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i need kendall roy back on my screen. i need to see someone doing worse than me every week

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Just an fyi some of your mutuals are egregious cunts. lol

why do u think they’re my mutuals bitch

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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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it’s summer. it’s hot as fuck. let’s all stay inside hunched over our phones/tablets/computers and avoid the sun as much as possible.

with that thought in mind, I’d like to introduce you to *drumroll*

☀️ THE FUN IN THE SUN COLLAB ☀️

for anyone who’s unfamiliar with the concept, a collab is basically a themed event that you create something for, usually a piece of writing or art. if it wasn’t already obvious, this is about summertime!

this collab will be focused around the pitt and any of the adjacent shows i see a lot of y’all post about (animal kingdom, southland, chicago p.d., and of course ER)

so, here are the basic guidelines for participation:

1. pick a fandom + character

2. reach out to me via either asks (off anon) or DMs to let me know who you’ll be creating for and through what medium (fanfic or illustration)

3. let me know if this is a ‘character x character’ piece, a character x oc piece, or an ‘x reader’ piece

also please let me know whether or not it’ll be sfw. dark content is also welcome if you find a way to fit it into a project like this. just tell me and tag it correctly so that i can mark it as such on the masterlist!

4. i’ll add you to this masterlist so that people can get stoked

5. when you’ve finished your masterpiece, make sure to link this collab somewhere in your post and then send it to me so i can link it here!

this is open to thirsts, drabbles, epics, sketches, sistine chapel quality paintings, whatever you feel inspired to create, go for it!

can’t come up with an idea? here are a few prompts that you are more than welcome to use as inspiration!

• beach volleyball, shopping for swimsuits, camping, AC goes out, road trip, sundresses, summer fling

there’s no real deadline, but it would be super cool if you could get it posted before summer ends ☀️

you should not feel any pressure whatsoever, and if you have to drop out of the collab at any time, no judgment. I completely understand.

this is supposed to be fun, y’all! create and share ideas and feedback and just have a good time as a community 🏖️

☀️ MASTERLIST ☀️