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I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

I feel you, little duck

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big dumbass energy

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kanye west? john legend? miri ben ari? a dancing bear?

when will i wake up from this wonderful dream?

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My name is Junie B. Jones. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11” but I just go by “B”

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sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

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its doritos

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I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

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u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish