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it was the stitch pyjamas, so ghosties are safe dw

in the last twenty minutes i have ripped my favourite pyjama pants by simply crouching to alleviate pain in my 21 YEAR OLD BACK, kicked over several boxsets by accident, tripped on the slightest height difference in wood panels on the floor and tipped my drink down me... i feel like im in a poorly written scene from a 90s sitcom.. pls send help 😫

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in the last twenty minutes i have ripped my favourite pyjama pants by simply crouching to alleviate pain in my 21 YEAR OLD BACK, kicked over several boxsets by accident, tripped on the slightest height difference in wood panels on the floor and tipped my drink down me... i feel like im in a poorly written scene from a 90s sitcom.. pls send help 😫

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the canon event that is new magnus archives listeners declaring that a particular entity isn't scary followed by the slow realisation that they'd be aligned with them instead

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I drew Jelly today but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone and then myself

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I cannot set people on fire remotely for posting domtething I don't like

Deeply disappointed

That sounds like a bug to me, don't worry we're working on it

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Shit my flatmates say ep 2

"You know I don't own pubes"

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November is a purple square

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Okay so maybe the real reason I like acnh so much is actually bc I get to collect all the stuff and complete all the nook achievements amd cross it all off on my list in my planner and not for all the cute villagers amd shit (they're great and I love them and if I lose any of them I will cry... except for Sheldon, I'm gonna banish him forever)

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Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

Two identical buff postal workers

All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one

A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear

Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog

Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch

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Why is this the scariest way I've seen them drawn?!?!

I felt like the fears in this style would be cute as hell, and I was right

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I just wanna talk to whoever the fuxk is eating uncut sandwiches. Ik you exist and I'm not mad at you I swear...

I'm just super disappointed

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romanticising my lack of sleep by saying I'm in my spiral era

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On my knees for this man, no I will not take it back LOOK AT THE ABSOLUTE MAGNIFICENCE

jon is so sexy when he uses his power

i mean tbh everyone who uses them is

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I really go online and act edgy and say cannibalism is sexy and then log off and start tearing up because someone played piano at the airport and it was beautiful and I saw a cute baby

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No cos why the ever loving fuxk am I getting nether world achievements when I'm just tryna make a swamp home for my axolotl

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Well ofc there's gluten in water, it would explain the shelf of water bottles in the kitchen

Ep. 1 of Shit My Flatmates Say:

"Does water contain gluten?"

- my 19 Yr old flatmate that studies natural history