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Pour ma défense, je ne voulais pas être impoli. { He nudged her arm gently in a teasing manner. } Not pretty enough? { Alain gave an exaggerated fake gasp. } Excusez-moi, I’m going to have to disagree with you there. { He shrugs. } Probably true, I’ve been dotting around everywhere recently, I need a little head space. Out of the two of us I would say Lorcan will always offer a more interesting chat. { He nods. } Trés bien. I’ve been better, j'ai également pu être pire.

“Oui, you apologized but it’s still rude.” Her nose scrunched up, before shooting him a smile. “I know, but not pretty enough to get away with being rude. Especially when I’ve seen more of your boyfriend than you lately. I’ve been, well as okay as I can be anyway. You, love?”

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Je sais, je me suis excusé. { He offered the woman a small smile before shrugging. } It’s always nice to see my face, I'm pretty. How have you been?

“Mal élevé.” Lavinia gently nudged his leg with her cane before sitting beside him. “I said I haven’t seen in you in ages. Nice to see your face.”

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Don’t worry about it, I’d like to think I'm pretty memorable so perhaps we’ve met before. { Alain offered the other man a small smile. } I’m Alain.

Just thought I recognized you, sorry. 

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Je suis désolé? I wasn’t listening, could you repeat that?

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Douglas Booth on “The Limehouse Golem” Behind The Velvet Rope with Arthur Kade (x)

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Ça c'est bon. { Alain laughed lightly before shrugging. } I found the ‘daddy’ thing actually pretty funny, you overreacted on that one. { He nods thoughtfully whilst tracing small circles on the back of Lorcan’s hand. } Obviously half vampires are dangerous, but witches and wizards are equally so, non? It’s the person, not the species and you only get dangerous when you’re hungry. Hunger is easily fixed. { He smiled lightly. } Write a song or something? Make it funny? You’re good at making light of a bad situation. { Alain nodded strongly. } Oui, that bad. I don’t think I really want to relive it, je suis désolé.

you’re a walking overdose;

You being here is helping me {he raised an eyebrow} This is worse than the ‘daddy’ thing, Alain. {He shrugs} Half vampires are dangerous. And unpredictable. I almost killed Tilden. I fucking pushed Vinny too far. Hell, I even couldn’t stop with you. I don’t know how to use it. Put you off it for good? {He raised an eyebrow, his lips twitching} That bad, really? So like, did you think I was dead or something? 

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Je ne suis pas un bite. { Alain muttered under his breath, still irritated before nodding. } Lorcan has a lot of friends. 

Pas besoin d'être une telle bite. My name is Billie, I’m a friend of Lorcan’s?

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{ He exhaled loudly before running a hand through his hair and giving a hopeless shrug. } I’m not going to hit anyone.

Si vous allez frapper quelqu'un, au moins laissez-moi vous aider.

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LORLAIN XOXO

who is more likely to hurt the other?lorcan, it just kind of keeps happening??? he doesn’t even know how but he feels so GUILTY everytime

who is emotionally stronger?alain i feel like

who is physically stronger?lorcy because of the half vampire thing

who is more likely to break a bone? lorcan because he gets on peoples nerves and then gets in fights

who knows best what to say to upset the other? lorcan…

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? also lorcan because its his fault like 99% of the time, lets be real

who treats who’s wounds more often? alain treats lorcan’s 

who is in constant need of comfort? neither of them really?? like they usually aren’t really insecure about their relationships and when one of them is, both of them can be comforting

who gets more jealous? BOTH- ITS HARD TO SAY

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? alain if he ever gets tired of the shit lorcan pulls but they also have a lot of really happy moments so neither of them really, they love each other a lot 

who will propose? OH MY GODDD  ok, lorcan and he would totally surprise alain hehe. i think alain might think of it but then not go through with it because he thinks lorcan doesnt really want to get married, though??? when will i get an au to do this 

who has the most difficult parents?alain definitely

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? they don’t hold hands unless the street is empty and stuff but alain would casually sling an arm over his shoulder when they’re walking

who comes up for the other all the time? BOTH OF THEM. can’t keep their hands to themselves

who hogs the blankets? lorcan

who is better at cheering the other up? both of them can make each other laugh, its part of their whole charm ok 

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?if by silly you mean dirty, then both of them do it and when they slap each other, it’s also dirty (why is my mind so dirty jfc)

who is more streetwise?lorcan

who is more wise?alain

who’s the shyest? neither

who boasts about the other more? have you heard lorcan talk to sirius about alain??? he DOESN’T STOP

who sits on who’s lap? lorcy loves sitting on his lap tbh, he fits really well

who gets more sadlorcan gets emo every now and then, we all know this but he snaps out it

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I’m done being pissed off, me being angry doesn’t help anyone. { Alain nodded. } Oui, I read it and they’ve said shittier things about you. There are scarier things out there than a half vampire singer that sings about fit girls and drugs, Lorcan. Just use it or something, it’ll be fine.  { Alain groaned before punching Lorcan lightly in the arm. } Fuck off, I actually think you’ve put me off the stuff for good. You were in a fucking mess when I found you. 

you’re a walking overdose;

You have a right to be pissed or whatever {Lorcan feels a small weight lift off his chest when he smiled but then he shook his head} Did you read the Prophet? Doesn’t sound like they love me. No one’s going to be okay with a vampire, especially in the middle of a fucking war. {He nods, his lips curling in tiny smile} Did I scare you? 

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Might as well just get on with it though, I’ve been moaning long enough now. { He replied with a shrug, finally offering Lorcan a small smile. } I wouldn’t say you fucked everything up. It’ll get better soon, people love you... maybe just don’t go so hard on the drugs again, d’accord?

you’re a walking overdose;

I know you don’t deserve any of it {his voice was barely above a whisper. lorcan nodded, looking down at their hands} Yeah, I did {he paused for a moment, leaning back on the bed before laughing humorlessly} I fucked everything up, Al. 

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{ Alain shook his head, as if to dismiss what Lorcan was saying. He didn’t want an argument, not now and especially not with how easy it’d be to tip his anger off the edge. } Well I am dealing with it. { He voice was soft, trying to stay calm before he looked back up at Lorcan. } Have you seen the papers yet?

you’re a walking overdose;

Yeah it is a good thing {he agreed quietly. Lorcan just looked at him for a moment, Alain wasn’t looking at him but he tightened his grip on his hand slightly, as if he was steadying himself} Are you angry I did heroine without you? {He tried to joke but it just fell flat and he sighed shakily} I’m so fucking sorry. You shouldn’t have to deal with any of this.

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Va te faire foutre, connard. { Alain rolled his eyes, clearly irritated. } 

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Oui, he’s fine. Good thing I came back when I did really, ou je serais venu à la maison à un état pire. { Alain’s words were sharp as he avoided Lorcan’s eye contact. } Obviously i’m pissed. Connard.

you’re a walking overdose;

{Lorcan exhaled, shaking his head} I didn’t mean to Al- we were both just fucked up and- Vinny- is he alright? Did you see him? We lost control and- {Lorcan paused, looking at him} You’re pissed.

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[ vinny didn’t speak french.  he didn’t speak french but he didn’t think the tone of alain’s voice was altogether comforting or complimentary. ] Ah, ye’re goin te have te run that by me again, there.  French wasn’t ever one of those things I picked up.  [ whatever it was, he hoped it wasn’t too bad ] I — uh — how is he?  Billie told me about the papers.  Is he — I mean — how bad is it?

{ Alain rolled his eyes and gave a passive wave of his hand. } Oublie, it wasn’t anything worth repeating. { His expressions grew much more sad than furious when he thought of Lorcan, he’d never really considered anyone else finding out about Lorcan’s background. } Well, it’s not exactly the worst thing the papers have ever published about him. { He answered humorously, using Lorcan’s habit of joking in bad situations. }

the drinks, they were stronger