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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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protecting children is when they can be made into unrestricted content for their parents' kidfluencer instagram or family vlogs but they can't go online and watch the videos they themselves are in, for their own safety

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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

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egg prime directive is stupid, we need focus on the real issues: i was on here in 2016 watching you all share the blandest netflix slop and call it Powerful Queer Media and i was like damn i must be straight as hell because this shit sucks

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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

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They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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idea: foley-themed gameshow where contestants here a sound effect and have to try and figure out what combination out of a random assortment of objects was responsible for making it and try and recreate it as best as possible

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In homestuck does the dog die???

well. something certainly happens to it

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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utena: don’t you think this whole setup seems kind of… i don’t know, allegorical of something?

kozue: i think that’s a weird question to ask in the middle of a swordfight

utena: what do you think, himemiya?

anthy: i think someone laid out about 100 of these perfectly good milkshakes, miss utena, and if you two aren’t going to drink them then i sure will

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margaret and i just beat blue prince! spent way longer than we intended on this specific run bc we were looking for secrets while we had access to them

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