omg-imatotalmess
omg-imatotalmess
I won't tell if you won't
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Bean. 24. Slytherin. Part time writer, full time cryptid. Welcome to your one stop shop for all things dom!reader. Don't worry, I can keep a secret. Requests: CLOSED Ships: CLOSED
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omg-imatotalmess · 5 months ago
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wound tending is everything. unparalleled intimacy. let me care for you. let me touch the skin around your open flesh. let me stain my hands with your blood. let me get close and breathe in the same air as you and stare into your eyes for a few seconds too long. let me make you think of me every time you see the bandage, or scar
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omg-imatotalmess · 8 months ago
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bad circulation gang rise up!!!
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omg-imatotalmess · 8 months ago
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I've been thinking about the type of attractive each of the boys is and I can't get it out of my head so here's this:
Draco Malfoy: Devastatingly beautiful. The kind of old world beauty that makes you feel a little wrecked when you look at him. Just sharp enough to catch your attention and just subtle enough to keep you watching.
George Weasley: Hot in the heart of gold, openly soft kind of way. The kind that makes you feel a little more gooey than you'd like to admit when he smiles at you a little too long. Sorta subtle at first, but it creeps up on you. One second he's just cute and the next he's warming every room he walks into.
Fred Weasley: Charminly cocky. Bold to a fault. The kind of hot where you can't tell how much of it is that he's really that hot and how much is confidence. He's definitely attractive all by himself but he also radiates attractiveness from somewhere within him in a way that’s just unfair.
Harry Potter: Dreamy and fantasy like. The kind of attractive that you typically only find in dreams. There's something about him that's always a touch familiar in a hazy way and unfamiliar in almost every other. It’s the kind of look that makes you want to reach out and touch him just to make sure he's real.
Neville Longbottom: Beautiful in the boy next door sort of way. The kind that’s disarming, familiar, and so subtle that makes your chest ache a little bit. He's the soft kind of beautiful that makes you stare without meaning to.
Ron Weasley: Hot in the friend’s sweet older bother way. The kind with a crooked smile, messy hair, and the general feeling that he might be teasing you a little. It’s an easy kind of attractive that you notice immediately and can't ever escape. He just gets hotter the longer you look at him even when he's being goofy. Especially then.
Oliver Wood: Hot in the kind jock from an 80’s movie way. He's so sweet and looks at you like you might solve all his problems if he can just figure out how to ask.
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omg-imatotalmess · 10 months ago
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George Weasley likes sweet girls who are kinda mean to him and i dont make the rules
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omg-imatotalmess · 11 months ago
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Oh no I am so sorry!! Just came from Instagram and wasn’t familiar with how different liking/reblogging/reposting works! I’m sorry - I liked a bunch of them and wasn’t aware how damaging that is to creators. I’ll try and go back now and reblog everything. I’m so sorry and thank you for your service 🫡
Love the Fred/George/Neville vibes!!
You're so sweet. There's no need to apologize for anything. I love spam likes. It gives me the same vibes as someone yelling that they like my overalls from the other side of the street. Of course, reblogs would very much be appreciated but don't ever apologize for validating my brain rot with likes. All I need to know is that someone else thinks I'm correct lol
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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Dick from a guy that thinks you’re too good for him.
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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When he makes you laugh during sex and then you feel his hands tighten on your hips and his jaw clenches, muttering a stiff “ease up,” while he tries to stop himself from cumming early because “if you keep squeezing my cock like that I’ll cum.”
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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George could definitely cum just from eating you out. Like I could fully see him laying on his back as you rode his face, moaning and groaning like HE was the one being pleasured. He'd rut his hips into nothing but open air and grip the sheets so tight they'd rip. Something about having all of his senses full of nothing but you is enough to send him through the roof. He'd cum, never having touched his cock, completely drunk on the pleasure of feeling your orgasm on his tongue.
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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Need to push a pretty boy down and dry hump his bulge wildly until I have him cumming in his pants
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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Don’t worry babe I love the way you can’t shut up it turns me on
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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Pls make a masterlist 😭
I just pinned it. It used to be in my bio but something went all screwy with that. Here’s a link anyway
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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sadism is one of the most attractive traits a girl can have
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)
NOW
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omg-imatotalmess · 1 year ago
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Yeah I’ll drink to that
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omg-imatotalmess · 2 years ago
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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
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