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Me: *encountering a mildly stressful situation* Ah this is a bit confusing
My body, honed by evolution: EMERGENCY. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
Me: what
My body: THERE ARE PREDATORS IN THE HORIZON
Me: PREDATORS??
My body: SHUT DOWN ALL UNNECESSARY SYSTEMS DIVERT BLOOD FLOW DIVERT BLOOD FLOW TO LUNGS LIMBS HEART BE READY TO RUN LIKE YOUVE NEVER RUN IN YOUR LIFE
Me: RUN FROM WHAT
Body: STOP THINKING COHERENT THOUGHTS WE DONT HAVE THE BLOOD TO WASTE ON THOUGHTS PUMP FASTER NO FASTER THAN THAT START BREATHING HARDER YOU STUPID FUCKER DO YOU WANT THE LION TO FIND YOU WITH NO OXYGEN TO FLEE
Me: WHAT FUCKING LION
My body: THE ONE THAT'S STRESSING YOU OUT
Me: THERE'S NO LION ITS A FUCKING LAPTOP SET UP
My body: WHAT THE FUCK IS A LAPTOP START PREPARING TO FIGHT IF YOU ARE DEAD YOUR BLOODLINE DIES THE SURVIVAL OF YOUR SPECIES DEPENDS ON YOU DEAD MEN CAN'T FUCK RUN RUN FIGHT
Me: *panic attack*
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“Well, fuck this city, I’m movin’ to Saskatchewan”
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When you are posting on tumblr, do not add your commentary to the text of the post, in case others disagree with you and the original poster may come and say to you, "Make your own post," and then you will be in disgrace. But when you post, add your commentary to the tags, so that when the original poster sees them, they may say to you, ‘Friend, do not hide this in the tags'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who blog with you.
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shakespeare was ahead of his time
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“I asked ChatGPT —”
Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo
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There's a girl having a very public mental breakdown on tiktok right now (Kendra, the girl who fell in love with her psychiatrist), and a lot of her breakdown can be traced back to her using AI models for friendship and advice - when all they do is agree with her. It's actually really sad, and people not understanding how AI algorithms work is so harmful 😭
#yup#i was using the robot the other day (i only use it for cover letters because cover letters are the antithesis of creativity) and#i accidentally mentioned that i was freaking out#this is how the machine gets you btw#you treat it like a person when it is a robot#you can't be careful enough tbh#and i said. do not ever therapize me. if you ever give me advice i want to always see sources. do not ever speak to me like a therapist.#because the stuff i've been hearing is insane#and i refuse to get reassurance or advice from a robot actually#it's a good little robot but the therapy speak is insanely dangerous#crowd caffeine
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Look I'm sorry to anyone who thought the Saja Boys were a real band, but it was obviously fake from the beginning.
Huntr/x has been doing this gimmick for years where they'll put on a performance and some actors dressed up like demons will "interrupt" it or get into some choreo fights on stage and stuff. If you're a fan you know, the demons usually symbolize things like industry corruption, Mira's struggle with her family, Rumi being in the closet, etc, and there's lots of hints and secret messages to the fans in what they're wearing or how they show up. Check out huntresx5evah on blsky they've got an extensive examination of the "demons" over the years and what the messages to the fans are.
In the concert before Golden was released, the demons were dressed like flight attendants. That was the indication that something new was about to take off. @/queenhuntrixdontmiss and I speculated that it was going to be a new single and low and behold, it was.
But then the live performance got cancelled. It's an open secret that Rumi was having vocal issues, so that was probably not planned. They needed to buy time for her to recover, so, enter the Saja Boys -- a fake band of guys really clearly pretending to be demons, they release ONE single, do a bunch of b-tier variety shows for a week, nearly all of their public appearances have Huntr/x right there, keeping the hype and energy up until Rumi can get her throat polyps removed and furthering the routine where Huntr/x are supposed to be secret demon hunters and the Saja Boys are supposed to be secret demons.
Then the whole thing culminates in the Golden live performance at the idol awards, the big act with Huntr/x fake "break up" and the subsequent theatrics to make it up to fans for failing the first Golden performance. Huntr/x takes their obligation to fans very seriously, I've no doubt that they all felt terrible about having to cancel, so a free show was the obvious recourse to try and make it up to people. And they pulled out all the stops!
But the Saja Boys were never real. I mean they got real guys to pretend to be a boy band and do the dancing and lip syncing obviously, but come on, most of them didn't even have names.
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Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
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Maximilian Liebenwein - Walk of Mary Across the Mountains
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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.
#OKAY BUT WHEN#I HATE YOU BUT YOURE BEING WRONGED IN A WAY I CANNOT STOMACH#LEADS TO LOVING THAT PERSON???#WHEN THE PERSON WATCHING CANNOT STOMACH THE DAMAGE DONE TO THEM#AND THEN. THEIR HEART. BREAKS. OPEN. AND THEY HAVE TO LOVE THE PERSON THEY HATED NOW. RHEHEHRHERHEWORWORE
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Could you please pray for this person? They left this as a comment on one of my posts.
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