onceiwasarock

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Ah man, we’re really at that point of the day?

Awoooo

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high limits on buildings seem so bad to me: a law that says "you may only build a building so glorious". If the building outshines the mountain surrounding the city, perhaps that is a flaw with the mountains: perhaps nature should have tried harder.

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yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

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You ever think about the MOVE bombing and then think about the fact that so few US Americans even know that the MOVE bombing like. Happened.

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We are losing nearly ten percent of the planet’s insect population every decade due to human influence. If you have taken even an entry level biology course you understand how terrifying that figure is for not just humans but all life on Earth. As EO Wilson put it,

“If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos”

Even despite the urgency of this issue, there are few conservation initiatives focused solely on preserving invertebrates. The Xerces Society is one such organization! If you share my concern about insect population decline (and you are able to do so), please consider donating to their current fundraiser to help protect our most vulnerable neighbors. They are still short of their fundraising goal!

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if i were a high school teacher and found out one of my students was vaping weed in the back of the class on the regular i'd make a group chat with every other student there and message them "at 1:15pm everyone turn around in your seat and stare at chris while i say a prayer in latin then walk out of the room in a single file line crying" and i'd be teacher of the year

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Some how mama posting is taking over my feed. Just so many posts about cuddling with mama, being comforted by mama, being nefarious with mama. MY MAMA IS DEADDDDDD AND HAS BEEN SINCE I WAS SEVEN. STOP BEING MEANNNNN.

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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

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sense your quills generate energy do you guys build up a lot of static? your both just so cute and touchy feely it makes me wonder if you accidently shock people or your selves. or if after a cuddle session when your around other you make their fur stand on end.

Accidentally? Pbbbfffft suuuuure.

The rubber soles don’t help. If we’re all cuddled up without shoes, the static isn’t so much of a problem 👍

We’re not cute. Nothing about shocking me while I’m trying to relax is cute…

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i love divorced boom era

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I just accidentally outed myself as a chat noir fan at work 🥲 I don’t know if I can ever recover from this.

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HELP WANTED : Fortnight edition

So today 4/20 I was playing unranked Zero build duos with my brother, who wears the Midas skin. I wear a calico Cat Girl skin. He was killed by a stormtrooper after a bat-battle before they shot my brother with a shotgun. I ran in the hopes to revive him. I saw the stormtrooper get into a jeep, and we have a bit where we get into cars with our opponents, cuz what are they gonna do? It’s funny! But anyways, I try to get into this storm troopers car and fail. Then fail again. They then back up to a position that’s easier for me and honk at me. So I get in. They drive us to the top of a mountain inside the circle (there are only 6-9 people left at this point) then they get out of the car and bolt. They hunt down the other players and kill them. I stay on top of the mountain inside the car trying to decide what to do. They come back up and I think I’m about to die, so I get ready to bolt, but they stop me by doing the crouch stand friendship thing that you do. I do it back cuz at this point I’ve watched this person kill like 8 people so you know. They proceed to drop all of their (golden!) weapons and shield bottles, and JUMP OFF THE CLIFF. They GAVE ME the battle royal!! Anyways I want to befriend them so bad and I may be in love, so if that was you or your duo buddy please please please let me know I’m sobbing

That’s my skin!! Isn’t she cute??

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HELP WANTED : Fortnight edition

So today 4/20 I was playing unranked Zero build duos with my brother, who wears the Midas skin. I wear a calico Cat Girl skin. He was killed by a stormtrooper after a bat-battle before they shot my brother with a shotgun. I ran in the hopes to revive him. I saw the stormtrooper get into a jeep, and we have a bit where we get into cars with our opponents, cuz what are they gonna do? It’s funny! But anyways, I try to get into this storm troopers car and fail. Then fail again. They then back up to a position that’s easier for me and honk at me. So I get in. They drive us to the top of a mountain inside the circle (there are only 6-9 people left at this point) then they get out of the car and bolt. They hunt down the other players and kill them. I stay on top of the mountain inside the car trying to decide what to do. They come back up and I think I’m about to die, so I get ready to bolt, but they stop me by doing the crouch stand friendship thing that you do. I do it back cuz at this point I’ve watched this person kill like 8 people so you know. They proceed to drop all of their (golden!) weapons and shield bottles, and JUMP OFF THE CLIFF. They GAVE ME the battle royal!! Anyways I want to befriend them so bad and I may be in love, so if that was you or your duo buddy please please please let me know I’m sobbing

That’s my skin!! Isn’t she cute??

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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

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I just need to start. I only need to load one dish, fold one shirt and take the sheets OFF my bed. Then I go back to the void. Just one thing just one thing JUST ONE THING just one th-