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dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

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Tumblr staff making dash saturated like

People with Xkit vs People who doesnt (use mobile app)

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going on tumblr today be like ̷̙̃̂͜#̵̯́͜0̸̛̯̩̈́0̷̩́̈́1̷̛̖̀9̷̼̭̏3̵̢͎̒͑5̶͔̜͑

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remember when dash drama looked like this

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funky lil dude !!

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Ratatouille has the same plot as Venom.

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things i absolutely detest and avoid at all cost: forced socializing

things that are necessary to get anywhere in your career: forced socializing

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Handmade by Fair Trade artisans in Bali out of bamboo, these ships sail through air, not water. Wind fills the sails of the double-masted boat to send it skyward. Though it looks delicate, bamboo has greater tensile strength than steel, and can shrug off crashes on beaches or grass. 

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Paolo Sebastian // Haute Couture - Spring 2018

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sir that’s my emotional support unmarried gentleman with 10,000 a year

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The Con is on!

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hair goals 

Eris, the Goddess of Discord

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the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

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i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

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Restroom signs got me like