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Body language and such!

bold what you apply to your muse.

italicize what applies, but isn’t oftentimes established in detail.

DEFENSIVENESS : arms crossed on chest • crossing legs • fist - like gestures • pointing index finger • karate chops • the fig leaf position. • stiffening of shoulders • tense posture • curling of lip \ baring of teeth •

REFLECTIVE : hand - to - face gestures • head tilted • stroking chin • peering over glasses • taking glasses off — cleaning • putting earpiece of glasses in mouth • pipe smoker gestures • putting hand to bridge of nose. •  pursed lips, knitted brows •

SUSPICION : arms crossed • sideways glance • touching or rubbing nose • rubbing eyes • hands resting on weapon. • brows raising • lips pressing into a thin line • strict, unwavering eye contact • wrinkling of nose •

OPENNESS   &   COOPERATION : open hands • upper body in sprinters position • sitting on edge of chair • hand - to - face gestures • unbuttoned coat • tilted head. • slacked shoulders, droopy posture •  feet pointed outward • palms flat and facing outward •

CONFIDENCE : hands behind back • hands on lapels of coat • steepled hands. • baring teeth in a grin • rolling shoulders • tipping head back but maintaining eye contact • chest puffed up \ shoulders back • arms folded just above navel •

INSECURITY   &   ANXIETY : chewing pen or pencil • rubbing thumb over opposite thumb • biting fingernails • hands in pockets • elbow bent / closed gestures • clearing throat • “ whew ” sound • picking or pinching flesh • fidgeting in chair • hand covering mouth whilst speaking • poor eye contact • tugging at pants whilst seated • jingling money in pockets • tugging at ear • perspiring hands • playing with hair • swaying • playing with pointer / marker • smacking lips • sighing. • rocking on balls of feet • flexing fingers sporadically •

FRUSTRATION : short breaths •  “ tsk ” sound • tightly clenched hands • fist - like gestures • pointing index finger • rubbing hand through hair • rubbing back of neck • snarling • revealing teeth \ grimacing • sharp eyed glowers w/ notable tension in brow • shoulders back, head up - defensive posturing • clenching of jaw \ grinding teeth • nostrils flaring, heavy exhales •

Tagged by: @summysparklesprocket  Tagging: @victoria-two-glendale @wyrmrestwitch @scarletlioness @leora-strauss @conwulf @grannyshanny @xiaolenxu @archmage--khadgar @cleric-brightwood @drunkenworgen @kaidenblackwell @nym-wildseeker @olivia-lovecraft @zenisstarflare @renlavaye @susan-gampre

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✩--Zenis.

It was late afternoon when Yang-Li came stumbling out of the Wayfarer’s Rest tavern, taking the steps two at a time with a seemingly-impossible spring to his gait.

“OH–! Oh, Frog, why did you not tell me the wine was so strong here,” laughed the bear, with a tipsy sparkle in his eyes and a smile that could light up the world. “I would have perhaps paced myself some! Now I must– urp. …Now I must find my way out of this city half-drunk and staggering, and I cannot even read the…”

Whatever Yang-Li had to say next, it soon vanished from his memory. A short ways away, standing under the pale yellow light of Silvermoon’s many lampposts, a pretty and lithe elf stood quietly along with his own pet frog – the two of them presumably minding their own business. As Yang-Li staggered to a wobbling stop, lurching forward just a touch, Frog let out an annoyed gurgle and righted himself on the bear’s shoulderplate – but a glance toward Zenis and his own pet became a wide-eyed doubletake, and suddenly in unison both Yang-Li and Frog found their heads tilting absolutely dumbfounded toward the left.

“…Frog?” began Yang-Li, lifting a single index finger as if to pontificate.

“Rrrrbbt?” replied the squinting amphibian, doing precisely the same.“Frog, I… forgive me, my dearest of friends, for what I am about to do.”What approached poor quiet Zenis must have seemed like something out of a children’s horror tale. Wildly unkempt, clawed and fanged and furred, grinning stupidly and stumbling like the drunken fool he was, Yang-Li ambled his way toward Zenis with, at least, every intention of confident swagger. His chest puffed out, his shoulders square and sprawling, the bear threw his arms out to the sides and bellowed, happily:

“You, beautiful elf! You who have descended upon this darkened stair this day – behold, our paths and our frogs have crossed beneath the moonlight. I declare, you sparkling vision – this is DESTINY!” The big brute belted out a laugh, cheery soul full of sunkissed strongwine and instant admiration – and pressed a meaty palm atop the pounding of his heart. The sounds of ripping seams and fabric echoed across the empty bazaar, and all in a go the shirt came tearing away from Yang-Li’s massive, hairy chest; the garment hung limp and somewhat sweaty from his fist as he dangled it out in front of the likely-perplexed elf, wobbling and proud.“BEHOLD. A favor for the lovely maiden, as is said of the fancy shining knights of old! Take it, beautiful elf, and let all of Silvermoon City know whose heart is yours this day. If only my majestic steed were here – I have no courser to carry you off into the sunset, pretty thing, but my shoulders will surely more than suffice!”

Sitting atop said shoulders, Frog slapped an embarrassed palm onto his own face, groaning audibly.

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✩ for Xiao Len Xu? <:

“… Frog. Frog. –FROG.”Frog, who had been making note of the flying crimson banners overhead, broke his amber-eyed stare and focused it instead on the side of Yang-Li’s head.

“Grr-oak?”

“Frog.”

“Grrrk.”“Frog. Frog, BEHOLD,” exclaimed Yang-Li, probably loud enough for half of Silvermoon to overhear. “Behold this LADY. I … I mean, simply look at her! She looks so pretty! So very gentle. Is she all right here? I hope the elves have not mistreated her. I … o-oh. … Oh. Suddenly I am feeling terribly homesick…”

Alternating a deadpan stare between Yang-Li and the lovely Xiao Len Xu in the distance, Frog let out a pair of short, insistent ribbits.“–What? What. No. What if she thinks I am some kind of savage,” objected the actual savage, taking a step backward for some reason. “I might terrify her, and then she would flee for the rolling hills of home, telling terrible tales of the man who came bellowing at her in the city! No, perhaps I should… erh. Perhaps if I had some flowers. Or a freshly-baked dozen red bean buns, yes? She does appear to enjoy a red bean bun or two…”

Turning from Yang-Li to instead set his gaze squarely on Xiao Len Xu’s baby bump, Frog let out something that could almost be called a sigh.

(( @xiaolenxu :3 ))

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Send a ✩ to find out what my OC’s first impression would be of your OC, based on appearance, word of mouth and nothing else.

Specify which of your OCs and which of mine.

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Commission for @lilthessa , it won’t let me tag you, TUMBLR WHY.

Anyway, it’s a demon hunter! Them’s some very lucky glaives.

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Commission info here!

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Also because I assume everyone is like 16 reblog with your age in the tags?

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"AHAHAH-- YES, I AM REAL," bellowed the cheery Pandaren, who had apparently been enjoying this time in the box with a several-hour nap amid cardboard and squeaky packing peanuts. Heaven only knew why they'd felt the need to add those in; Pandaren were already as bouncy as it got, and the hulking male would hardly have suffered any harm -- but there he was all the same, nude as the day he was born. A single, well-placed elaborate ribbon of red and golden curls served to keep him -somebody's- definition of decent.

"--And yes, I speak as well! But you speak now, lovely magical man, for I have been sent here to make your very deepest wishes come true. Confess them, my wonderful friend, and be GRANTED!" That final word came with an explosion of packing peanuts as he leapt up from the box, spraying fur and styrofoam all around the room.

🎀 Or maybe wrong symbol, I'm confused-- point is, ANTON'S GETTIN' A BEAR

Anton couldn’t believe his eyes. It was a Pandaren man, wrapped in a bow, delivered right to him! “ The Pandaren Faerie is real,” the mage gasped as he dashed about his gift, plucking and the wanderer’s ear.

“Evening! You do speak, yes? I’m half curious if you are really a golem of sorts , or the real deal. “I always wanted a handsome Pandaren man. Always being ten seconds ago, in this case.”

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⭐ for Josie duh

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you / I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you (or several!) / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

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My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives He carries them all over the town, at least he tries (Oh look, it stopped snowing!) My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard But they caught him with his case in that public place That is what we had feared He severed segments secretly, you like that He always took the time to speak with me, I liked him for that He severed segments so secretly, you like that He was growing on me He was growing on me

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Send ‘🎀’ for your muse to receive mine wrapped in a pretty bow(haven't rped much. Might as well use this as a starter ;-) )

She arrived late afternoon in the golden forests of Eversong, an impatient look on her face.

“Delivery for a… uh. Scribbledy-Somethin’ Stoutarm?” called the postmaster, with the casual disinterest of someone who hadn’t just appeared out of actual nowhere. The gnome woman flickered once or twice, in and out of the dappled shadows of the clearing, fiddling with a glowing gem upon her wrist; behind her, a startlingly-huge cardboard box had appeared on a patch of amber grass. Thankfully, whoever had arranged the delivery had taken the time to punch a few holes in it for ventilation.

“Oh–! It is you again,” beamed Yang-Li, to the absolute non-recognition of the postmaster’s stare.

“Sign here, please,” came the tiny lady’s bored reply, as she thrust a clipboard up into his chest.

One scrawled-out signature later, the postmaster and her pointy blue hat had vanished, leaving Yang-Li to himself with the curiously-massive box in the middle of the clearing. Yang-Li took a couple of cautious forward steps, tearing open the tape on the box with a swipe or two of his claws; Frog sat patiently observing, quiet and judgmental as ever from his seat atop the wanderer’s blazing shoulders.

“I do not remember ordering a present,” mused Yang-Li, unfolding the upper flaps and peering down inside. “Perhaps someone has sent Bolo a new travel companion, or Zhulong has finally delivered my–”

What greeted the warrior in the box, of course, was absolutely not what he’d had in mind.

“Wha– who sent this?!” bellowed the panda, wide eyes momentarily frozen onto the sight of a pretty elf woman in the box, wrapped up in a crimson bow. “For goodness sake– when Mother said I should settle down and take a wife, I did not think she was THIS serious!”

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Send ‘🎀’ for your muse to recieve mine wrapped in a pretty bow

Alternative: send in 🎁 to switch roles.

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Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it going 24 hour!

Instead it's 1 in the morning and DJ's patching up the chords Everybody's full of cake, staring at the floor Proper couples start to mumble that it's time to go People gotta get up early and they gotta go

Ah, people gotta get up early and she's got a boyfriend And this whole fucking thing is one huge disappointment And nothing gets these bitches going, not even gypsy kings Nobody talks about my super theory of super everything

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Commission for @riizewintersong!

Commission info here!

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(Parchment background courtesy of myfreetextures.com!)

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Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.

((Feel free to add your own. Have fun~ ))

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

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Sisters in Sin Open Bar

Considered rated AO, for Adults Only ( identified as content suitable only for adults ages 18 and up. May include prolonged scenes of intense violence, graphic sexual content and/or gambling with real currency)

The Sisters in Sin brothel is officially open seven to nine in the evening (7 -9pm st), Monday through Friday!

With our weekday bartender and a staff of enchanting individuals, we are eager to welcome you into our fine establishment for thrilling nights of exotic, in-home foods and cocktails, as well as the sensational company!

Indulge your senses in a night of comfort and sin.

If any guest bartenders would like to participate on any of these nights we welcome you to message the Sisters in Sin! @sistersinsin

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Pro: Getting warm fluffy smex, a soft place to snooze after. Con: Has never done it.